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[fracturing_will]

I am a busy man with little time on my hands.

Therefore when I read a book? I do it in a minute.

Same as my movies.

Of course, that's the only thing that last a minute in my life, if you get my drift. Hours people, hours. Even without Viagra. WHICH by the way, lasts forever if you don't really need it.

Just thought I'd share.

Now off to do more

Comments

[touchme_n_die]

ROFL! Sounds like they miscast Bella in th' movie. They shoulda used Paris Hilton, I reckon. :P

An' *gasp* ya love ya balls? Color me shocked, sugah.

[fracturing_will]

I guess so. I don't know, I never read the book or saw the movie. Why would I?

I know. They're fantastic too. You could roll them around in your mouth for hours, I swear.

[touchme_n_die]

*rolls eyes* Dunno, darlin'.

*snickers* I'm sure they are. Hours? Wow. I'll be sure t'keep that in mind f'my next dream sequence.