Halloween was awesome. I did so many drugs that weekend. Went skiing all weekend, then on Halloween we rolled at Shampoo. We fuckin danced our asses off for 4 hours! It was GREAT! DJ Michael Myers ended the night w As The Rush Comes. Then we went back to this frat house w these U of Penn frat guys [ivy league alert], but of course all they ( Read more... )

I'm not stalking you, fool. I've IM'ed you once and called you once in an entire year. I only IM'ed u b/c u appeared on my list one day, and I couldn't resist raggin on you. If you felt like I was bringing u down, u shoulda said so, and things would have changed. What it boils down to you didn't hold up your end in the friendship. I did a lot ( Read more... )

Started talking to Brian again. It's quite odd...the more I talk to him, the more I remember. It was like I just filed away all my memories of Brian, stuffed them into a bardboard box, walked down many hallways in my brain, and stored them in a back, very dark room. I forgot how he always managed to say things that surprised and/or delighted me ( Read more... )

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I made $113 tonight at work. I'm working a double tom. We went to the hick bar tonight and Jordan was there. His friend bought me and Kim drinks. Jason at work [and from the corn field] keeps flirting w me so much. I use this to my advantage all the time having him always do special favors for me so I can get my food out real fast, etc. Oh ( Read more... )

That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life!
Get the fuck outta here!
No eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dicked man!
Don't want no short dicked man
I think you better put your pants back on, hunny..

-20 fingers/"Short Dicked Man"

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Let me take it all back. I don't give a fuck if Shaun wants and/or ever wanted me or not. He talks bullshit half the time anyway. I fucking hate men in general, and I hate myself. I'm never getting married, and at ths rate I will never even be serious w anyone ever again. It's not worth it. I don't care if that means a lonely life ( Read more... )

Hello...I haven't updated in forever cuz I have been so incredibely busy w work and school. I've been doing really good in school tho and going to all my classes and wow..the semester is almost over! I've been making good $ at work too, and my manager keeps making me checker all the time so it's like weird for me cuz I've never had authority over ( Read more... )

"Help me out here while my words are fallin short ( Read more... )