The Most Righteous and Also Wicked Awesome Republic of China.

[fragrantharbor]

I WOKE UP IN CHINA'S APARTMENT WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

TAIWAN WE HAVE A MILITARY AND ALSO VAGUELY PERSONAL EMERGENCY AND WE MAY NEED MISSILES call america. if you have problems talking all coy and vaguely sexy give me the phone i can totes handle that guy

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[notrepublic]

OH MY GAWD I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOU WENT

I AM TOTALLY ON IT ALREADY but like that guy is soooo hard to get ahold of!!

DID THAT BASTARD DO ANYTHING TO YOU? I'M TOTALLY ON MY WAY TO GET YOU NOW

[fragrantharbor]

oh idk i think he is pretty easy to get hold of eyebrow raise suggestive eyebrow wiggle

i-i dont know
no way he could do anything right!! i would be able to smell the stench of communism right!!!

[notrepublic]

Ugh you can get him on the phone??? All he ever calls me for is a booty call!! Jerk.

I think so!!!

he's not there right

[fragrantharbor]

[firstindustrial]

[firstindustrial]

Oh how did that comment get there? After all this is none of my business and that is exactly what I should be getting back to excuse me

[fragrantharbor]

I AM BEING INVADED

MY VITAL REGIONS

[fragrantharbor]

N-NOT THAT WE NEED HELP!!! BECAUSE WE ARE A SERIOUS COUNTRY AND WE CAN LIKE TOTES TAKE CARE OF OURSELF

[brbkimchi]

man how did you wind up in China's apartment?

I've still got some of America's military

you can probably borrow that

[fragrantharbor]

LEND THEM HERE BRO

MY VITAL REGIONS

[brbkimchi]

so hey before I cause an international incident

how the hell did you end up with China?

seriously man