Because
bsg_aussiegirl is not going to best me in drabble counts.
Written just for this challenge, so if you have any other rejected fics you want to rewrite to try to beat me, bring it, bitch. I'll beat your Ozzie ass any day in the week.
For
ar_drabbles challenge 24, A/U.
"Damn it. Fuck it all to hell. Shit."
Bill barely looked up from his typing. "Don't let your voters hear you like that, Laura."
"Shove it up your…"
"What's wrong?"
"Someone stole my credit card number. They've charged $2000 at Good Vibrations and another thousand at some fetish store."
"The press is gonna love that. Too bad you're in the Bible Belt and not LA."
"The company says it probably happened when I made that on-line donation to help clean birds in the Gulf."
Bill turned back to his beaten-up old Commodore 64. "Told you networked computers were no good."