March 8, 2008; 5:30 AM

[frakwad]

Why me?

I don't get hit on, let alone groped by anyone, let alone some foul smelling big-breasted married woman on a plane. The only time that anyone has been interested in me since we were little kids and Sally down the road wanted me to push her on the swing set was in college when one of my TAs thought I was gay and kept me after section one

Comments

[curseyouxerox]

Perhaps you could tell one of the flight attendants that she is sexually harassing you? I could do it for you and get to the point if you're not comfortable with bringing it up yourself, sir.

[frakwad]

If no one will change seats with me I think that will be a good idea. She's distracting me from my Game Boy and making me mess up!

[curseyouxerox]

Have you tried asking everyone yet? I think Mr. Vance, the younger one, seems like he wouldn't mind, if it's true that -- You definitely shouldn't let something like this go unheard and addressed, sir! Even if it's being done by a woman towards a man, it's still sexual harassment. But I don't think having your Game Boy game disturbed would count for -

[frakwad]

No, I just wrote it down here.

[erracticism]

L O L. Marriage is a great thing, son.

[frakwad]

I've never been married.

[erracticism]

You should work on that.

[frakwad]

I think I might as well wait a while. I don't think it's for everyone.

[cheerfulyet]

Take it as a compliment!

[frakwad]

An unwanted compliment.

[cheerfulyet]

Is a compliment nonetheless!

[sinceremaggie]

I will. You'll have to put up with the man next to ME, but I'm sure he'll be an improvement on your seat partner.

[frakwad]

Thank you! That's really kind. I'm sure she won't try to put her hand on your inner thigh and as long as the man next to you won't do that to me, it'll be an improvement.

[sinceremaggie]

If she does, she's going to regret it. Just be prepared to endure a lot of what I suspect is cursing in Japanese. He just got on his cell phone again.

[frakwad]

I'll put in my headphones and try to block him out.

[khaaaan]

Just take it like a man, son.

[frakwad]

No! I don't want to!

[dickanddora]

That's what his TA said.

[frakwad]

Ew!