Noah. The first Vegan?

[framboisesven]

So God said to Noah to build an ark and put two of every animal on it, right? Ok, so not a few extra in case he accidentally took a sick one or... hey, doesn't Noah need to eat? I guess Noah and his family practiced veganism for 40 days PLUS the time it took for it to go down.

Just seems a little weird.

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[darkshifter]

Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River Tam: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um...
[alarmed]
Book: ... what?
River Tam: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense.
[she's marked up the bible, crossed out passages]
Book: No, no. You - you can't...
River Tam: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River Tam: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.

[bladeliger]

It is my belief that Noah's family was truly larger than what the Bible purports it to be. To use a tired quote from Austin Powers, "Baby... the other other white meat."