I am now in possession of tickets for Sarah and I to go see Music Circus's production of The Wizard of Oz. This Friday at 8PM. Section East, Row D, seats 11 & 12. Courtesy of Maggie Roesser being out of town and unable to go. Row D you ask? Why yes, that IS the FOURTH ROW. And for $35 a piece...not bad at all. I can't wait!

I was just watching this cheesy gay porno from like 1984 and I realized two things.
1)  I love the bad acting in porn.
2)  I have the sudden urge to watch all of John Hughes' movies from the 80s.
A porno that makes me think of the Breakfast Club.  Doesn't get any better than that.

Yesterday...while under the impression that my name was Julie and I was the hottest woman in the world and desperately attracted to her, Brooke came on to me with the following:

"Hi. I'm not wearing any shoes. Wanna fuck?"

Yes. I do. Stick it in.

I think it explains my life pretty well. Except what about the baby that I'm having with Kat?! And the baby that I'm having with Jeff? If it's a girl, we're naming her Jesus. Well. That is IF it's my baby. Kat got all up in my business and said that jeff's baby was really from HER seed. But we'll see. Cause if the baby is black, it's mine ( Read more... )

I'm updating with words. My own words. Something I haven't done for quite a long time ( Read more... )

I've turned into a quiz whore. Oh well.


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I am soooo going to see this when it comes out.

http://www.savedmovie.com/

GO JESUS!

...this is entirely too perfect!

It's amazing that I'm updating, yes I know. but I thought that this was definitely worth it.

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