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Just when I think Frank and Roger's relationship is getting better, I find Frank insulting his first born son, calling him a fly... or telling him he smells like flies... or something about flies.
Roger: Aw, Dad, why can't we get along?
Frank: Aw, jeez, don't cry about it! Fine, we'll get along.
Avery: *gives the birds and the bees talk to Aspen*
Sierra: *is annoyed*
Jordan, it would be less wierd if you watched her play if you were... you know, somewhere she could see you.
Robin: I made waffles!
Me: You burned waffles, and then made more.
Robin: Yeah, but look! I made waffles!
Me: Don't waste food!
Robin: I made the waffles. Aren't they great?
Jordan: They're... a little... crispy.
Since Robin decided to waste food, I punished Jordan and Avery by making them eat it. Aren't I a nice Sim mommy?
Aspen: Wheeee!
What's with the leg kick?
I guess it's better than practically falling over when you throw the ball, though.
So I bought the football and baseball for the family and put them out in the back yard. Sierra, being the outdoorsy type, swiped them both right away, and now all she ever wants to do is play catch with somebody. You'll probably see this a lot.
Meanwhile, I decided to have Robin work on her LTW (dunno if I mentioned this before, but she wants to be Super Popular). I made Roger get on the phone to make some friends, too.
Frank: What the hell man!?
Tubby: C'mon!
Tubby: Oh my god, I can't believe I snapped at you like that! Can you ever forgive me?
Frank: Yeah, yeah, that's right, bitch. Get down on your knees and beg for my forgiveness!
Frank: I mean, uh, yeah, sure, that's fine. We're cool.
Tubby: Oh thank you!
Frank: Although, WHATTHEHELLMAN!! Get the hell out of my face! (+)
Tubby: But...! I thought you forgave me? (+)
Frank, we need to have a talk about your mood swings.
He then found Jorge Frio, and started insulting Adrianna (who is now an elder... good thing I didn't have Frank pursue anything with her) for some reason. I'm not even sure how Jorge knows Adiranna... or how Frank knows that Jorge knows her or not.
Sierra: *talks about love*
Roger: *talks about baseball*
Hm, yeah, that seems about right.
I decided that since I gave them a nice, big pool for their back yard, the kids needed to swim in it.
Roger: Hey Aspen!
Aspen: What?
Roger: *splash!* Hahahaha!
Aspen: DON'T FUCKING SPLASH ME!!!!
Hm. Let's take a closer look at that...
Aspen: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!! D8< *splashsplashsplashsplashsplash* *sets pool on fire*
Oh god, I laughed sooooo hard at this, I actually had Roger do it twice so I could see it again. XD I think poor Roger will think twice before splashing his baby sister again. XD XD
But it looks like they're back to being friendly with a little breath holding contest.
Which Roger won. Aspen looks so sad for having lost! )8
I sent out more kids to play in the pool.
Sierra: I should bring some dishes out here to wash.
Roger: Hey Sierra!
Sierra: What?
Roger: *splash* Hahahahahaha!
Sierra, however, just took the splashing and splashed Roger back a little bit, rather than setting the pool on fire.
More kids in the pool! Except for Jordan, since he hates the outdoors.
But the lure of a fire is just soooo tempting, it even draws Jordan outside!
Robin: Hey, Rog.
Roger: Keep your eyes up, she's your sister. Keep your eyes up, she's your sister.
Gee, guys. Did someone break the dishwasher again?
Sierra: Uhhhh...
The repair man was called, who fiddled with the door a little bit. Because when a dishwasher breaks, you wiggle the door around to fix it.
Janell: I like my men really buff and a little bit moldy.
Sierra: Um, ew.
Frank looks so cute sitting on his front porch. All he needs are some kids to yell at to keep off his damn lawn.
Maid: Mmm-MM! Wish I were that bench cushion.
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Sierra: Tired of yellow teeth? Use Wite UR Bite (tm) Toothpaste for a clean, white smile. *sexy model smile*
Um, thans, Sierra.
Wow, Jordan. Only 17 years old and already painting at a first grade level. Congratulations.
I typically only have Frank or Jordan cook these days; Frank so he can build his cooking skill, and Jordan because he's the only vegetarian in the house.
Except Jordan got distracted from his dinner making! Wanna guess why!? =D
Jordan: Yaaaay!
Robin: Holy shit, Jordan, what the hell are you wearing!?
Frank: Yeah, Jordan! Or should I say, Farmer Joe...dan? Farmer Joedan.
Jordan: Shut up!
Everyone else except for Roger: *cheers*
And where is Roger?
Roger: It's my birthday, too, guys. Guys? Oh well, since no one is around, I've always wanted to do this...
Roger: *dances and sparkles*
Frank: What the hell are you doing? You look like such a dork!
Roger: Daaaaaaad!
By the way, Jordan rolled Easily Impressed and Roger rolled Good Sense of Humor.
Later on, Frank yelled at Roger. Again.
But now that he's an adult and his testicles have finally dropped, Roger actually stands up for himself!
I decided I needed to get Roger out of the house for a while, so I sent him to the park for some tail to meet some people.
While his brother stayed home and chatted online.
The park, however... was kind of void of life. (Except for his sisters in the background going to school! XD)
Me: Alright, Roger, let's move on to the next location.
Roger: But I wanna play chess.
Me: Nope, sorry. Sitting in the park playing chess by yourself isn't gunna get you any action.
Roger: It won't?
Me: Nope. Get moving.
The next stop was the community pool, where he met her, Celeste Steel. (Okay, LOL XD)
Roger: You shouldn't feel wierd about talking to me. I'm totally old enough to vote now!
Roger: So... with that in mind... are you single?
Roger was never really one at subtly... or smoothness. But we have learned that yes, Celeste is single! Go get 'er, Rog!
Roger: Do you want to come home with me? I'll introduce you to my parents and I can show you my room. I share it with my brother, but he's cool, I guess.
For some reason, she said yes, and they sat through the most awkwardly silent cab. ride. ever...
Roger: Hey, Celeste, do you want to dance? My mom plays guitar so well, you can totally dance to it.
Celeste: Um, yeah, sure.
Maid: Aww, young love.
Damn, what's with her today? I'm guessing it's been a long time since one of her clients diddled the maid.
Here's a closeup of Celeste. She's quite pretty, aside from that crazy hair of hers.
Roger: So, if I get chosen as heir, we can get married and live here and have babies!
Celeste: Oo, that sounds really nice!
Me: Yeah, and if he doesn't, you can still move in, but we'll just change your hair and you guys can move right out. >D
Roger's first kiss!! 8D They're dating now. XD
Celeste: Teehee, aww. You're so sweet, Roger.
Roger: OMG I KISSED A GIRL.
Roger: So now that you're my girlfriend, am I gunna get to see you naked?
Celeste: Uhhhh...
Roger: Cuz that would be SO COOL. I've only ever seen naked girls on the computer before. So seeing one in real life would be AWESOME.
Sierra: Oh Roger...
Has some Frank!
Frank: So then I told him that I just wanted a little off the sides, and he said, get this--you'll appreciate this, Dave. He said "I'm not a barber." I'm not a barber! Hah! Can you believe it, guys? *is all alone*
I let Aspen donate money to satisfy a wish, since she's a good girl. I was tempted to have her donate to the Gastronomy Club, but had her donate to the fire department instead.
Aspen: We should totally be best friends!
Sierra: Uh, yeah, sure! We can be shiny new friends.
Jordan: They're friends? I want a friend. *slumps*
Roger: Hellloooooo!? I can't sit down!
Alright, buddy, you want a friend? Get on the phone and call some people. I had him invite someone over, since he's not about to go outside to meet anyone.
And look who came over! It's Jannell, all grown up, and actually looking kinda pretty. Kinda. Go, Jordan, go!
Jordan: Oh my GOD, Jannell, did you eat just eat a dead rat or something?
Uhm, Jordan. I know you don't get out much, but I think you're gunna have to work on those social skills of yours.
Frank: Hey, Roger. I've seen that mother of yours. She is such a llama!
Sierra: Um, Dad? That's your wife you're talking about there.
Roger: I won't cry. He won't make me cry. I won't give him that satisfaction of seeing me... *sniff*
Sierra: Dad, that was kinda harsh. I mean, you weren't just insulting Roger, there, you were insulting Mom, too.
Frank: I think it's trying to talk to me, but all I hear is beepboopbeebeep.
Jordan: So, Jannell. You're looking well. Time has been kind to you.
Jannell: Why thank you, Jordan. You're looking pretty well yourself.
Aww, Jordan actually is kinda smooth! =D
Avery: *butts in* Hey Jordan, how's it going? Are you busy?
Jordan: Uh, actually--
Avery: No? Good! So I was thinking--
Jordan: Um, Mom, I was actually trying to talk to Jannell.
Avery: OH! Yeah, you should talk to her! You like her, don't you? Give her a flower, sweetie. Girls love flowers. She'll be putty in your hands, if you know what I mean.
Jordan: Oh god, I want to crawl under my bed right now.
Celeste: This isn't my boyfriend. Jordan
Jordan: So anyway, where were we, my little jellyfish?
Jannell: Aww, Jordan! Teehee...
Me: Jellyfish??
Damn, that jellyfish thing must really melt Sim women or something. That's two for two. o.O
Meanwhile, as her brothers are pursuing romantic interests, Robin makes sure that whomever she is speaking to on the phone knows that she DOES NOT love them.
Oh shit, again, Jordan!?
Jordan: Aw, jeez, I can't believe I did that again! I'm so sorry. I mean, once when we were kids was bad enough! But again!? At least you were wearing shorts in the shower. Wait... am I the reason why you wear shorts in the shower?
Roger: Basically, yeah.
Roger: Oh god, that was so embarassing! Teehee.
Sierra: o.O
Practically any chance she gets, Sierra recruits somebody to go out back with her to play catch. It's typically Aspen, and it's not like she minds.
Sierra: *primps* Damn, I'm hot.
Did I ever mention that Sierra is flirty?
I decided that since the boys are adults now, they should get jobs the slackers. Roger had been holding on to the want to get a job in the science field, so he is now a test subject.
This meant that he'll have to develop the gardening skill, so I had him collect some stuff to plant.
As well as catch some insects, just cuz. He can donate them at work.
I gave him a little garden plot on the side of the house. If he has to move out, whoever gets to stay will have to keep up his garden for him.
Roger invited Celeste over again, and like a smart girl, she immediately started sucking up to her future mother-in-law.
Aw, damn it, Roger! That's no way to treat your girlfriend!
Roger: *is sleeping soundly in his bed*
Sierra is getting a bit more agressive with her catch sessions.
Fortunately, Robin can handle it. She snatched the ball right out of the air without a second thought.
Speaking of sports and fitness, Frank decided to train Roger. I thought for sure he was gunna kill him, but they actually had a decent workout session. In fact, they actually needed a montage:
Today is approaching, to give it your best
You've got to reach your prime.
That's when you need to put yourself to the test
and show us a passage of time.
We're gonna need a montage.
A sports training montage.
Show a lotta things, happening at once,
Remind everyone of what's goin' on.
With every shot show a little improvement,
to show it all would take too long.
That's called a montage.
Even Rocky's had a montage.
in any sport, if you want to go
from just a beginner to a pro
You need a montage.
A simple little montage.
Always fade out in a montage.
If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage.
Montage...
Frank: That was fun!
Roger: I... I think I have a hernia.
Robin: Why the hell do we have three cakes?
Because it's the girls' birthday! =D
Jordan: You know, Mom, I think I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Me: First of all, you are just like her; second, you are grown up; and third, it's your sisters' birthday, so get to celebratin.
Frank: Wh-- It's your birthday!? I can't believe you're doing this to me! Once you become an adult, that means that I'm going to have to be an elder, and I won't stand for that!
Aspen: This isn't about you, you ass!
Ahem, anyway. On to the birthday! Sierra went first.
Avery: Yaaay! Yaaaaaay! Woo! Yay!
Sierra: *is the new Avery*
Avery: Yaaay! Yaa-- What?
Frank, Sierra & Roger: *celebrate Aspen's birthday*
Jordan: Did you finish your homework? Cuz once you become an adult, you won't be able to any more.
Aspen: Um, hello?
Aspen: Let's see, should I wish that I didn't just eat that lemon, or should I wish that I didn't have a chair in my rib cage?
Well, I guess she doesn't care that she has a chair in her lungs.
Aspen: Ye-yeah. I grew up. *is confident...sorta*
Robin's turn!
Aspen: Well, that was fun. Bye.
Hey! Get back here!
Robin: *starts a fire*
Jordan & Maid: Yaaaay! Birthday!
Me: Asffduh! Guys!?
Aspen: Oh shit, a fire! *sprays*
Maid, Jordan & Sierra: Birthday time! Yaaaaaay!
Robin: This is boring. I'll just grow up when I'm forced to. I like being a teenager anyway.
Wow. Seriously, people?
DAMN! At least Aspen's brave trait is coming in handy.
Aspen: Well, it looks like it's under control now.
Maid: Oh shit, a fire!
Um, well, thank you Aspen for your effort. It would have been nice if you had stuck with it until the fire was actually out. And thank you, maid, for pitching in as well.
Maid: This party sucks!
Uh, well, yeah, the cake set the kitchen on fire, so yeah, I would say the party kinda sucks too, but NOBODY INVITED YOU.
Maid: This is all your fault, bitch.
Avery: What? Who invited her again?
Me: YES. Thank you.
Okay, let's try this again. Also notice that I sold all of the old cakes. They still have two full cakes in the fridge, and they keep going bad. Everybody seems to still be distracted from all the other stuff going on.
Oh hey, the fire figher arrived. OH HEY, it's the gorgeous fire fighter that Roger met before. Too bad he's got a girlfriend now. =P
Firefighter: What is WRONG with this family!?
Me: What? I thought you'd be happy that the fire is out.
Robin: Hey, where are you going? Don't you want to stay and celebrate my birthday?
Firefighter: Nope.
FINALLY. Adult Robin.
And it always seems that after every birthday, there is chaos and confusion. Aspen? Would you like to join your family at the table?
Aspen: Nope.
Sierra: *can't find her chair, starves, and has to sneeze*
Wow, that must've been one hell of a party for Sierra.
Alright, so now that the kids are all adults, you know what THAT means! =D
Roger: Hey, I'm Roger. Um, I'd appreciate your vote. I'm the first born, so really, that should guarantee my heirship right off, but apparently we have to have an election. Anyway, I think I'd make a good candidate cuz I have a girlfriend and a job already, so it's not like it's gunna take me a long time to get established. And I know why people read legacies anyway. It's for babies, right? So I could have babies right away. That would be cool, I guess. And I have a garden. I don't know if Dad would let me take that with me. Although, maybe I should move out, anyway, since Dad and I don't really get along.
Ted Allen Jordan: Hey! I'm Jordan Augh, and I think I should be heir. I'm sweet and sensitive and artistic, and I know that's what you ladies like, right? And don't listen to my brother. I have a girlfriend, too. Plus, I can't just leave my mom all alone, right? Okay, so she won't be all alone, but you know. I can't leave my mom.
Kelly Clarkson Sierra: Hey, it's Sierra. So really, I know you guys have loved me the most this whole time. I kept hearing things like "Awww, Sierra's so pretty" and "Aww, Sierra's so wonderful" and "Aww, Sierra's totally going to be heir". So anyway, you guys should vote for me. I'm really the most interesting, anyway.
Katy Perry Aspen: Hi guys, I'm Aspen. I'd really appreciate your vote, cuz I think I can really make a difference in this family. I'd also be a really great mom, and I can't wait to have a family of my own. Just please, DON'T FUCKING SPLASH ME.
Robin: Sup. It's Robin. Vote for me. I'm awesome. I can totally do this whole Legacy thing. Yeah, okay, I don't ever, EVER want to get married, but I can probably keep a legacy going. And besides, I don't care about walking around in my underwear.
Poll Augh Legacy Generation 2 Heir