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[frank_archer]

Hughes, stop putting letters/cakes/balloons on my desk. A simple farewell will do

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[elysia_pride]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL MISS YOU, GOOD 'OL ARCHER, BUDDY!!!!!

[frank_archer]

I am not the social type, Hughes. But I shall miss you dearly. Perhaps I'll see you around if I can find another job locally.

[elysia_pride]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HAVE DINNER WITH US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frank_archer]

...very well.

[anonymous]

ON MY OWN?!?!?!?!!? BUT I HAV AN ABUSVIE DAD & NOBODY LUVS ME & ILL KIL MYSELF!!!!111!!11

-Merideth Susan

[frank_archer]

Yes. On your own. Your dad not buying you Prada bags is not abusive. Your boyfriend would love you if you did not cheat. And you're too egotistical to kill yourself. Shut up.

[notastrawberry]

(...owch XDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

[anonymous]

OH YAH!!!!??!?!?!?! I'LL SHOW U!

*Kills self*

-Meredith Susan

[anonymous]

Wh...What about my SATs and AP CLASSES REGISTRATION???!?!??!??!?!? I'LL DIE IF I DON'T HAVE THEM!!!! I MUST HAVE THEM!!! YES!!!!!!! I CRAVE FOR THE STRESS!!!! PLEASE, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME! ;_;

-Random Overachiever

[frank_archer]

You're already above 90% of this damn school and in the top 10% of the nation. For God's sake, you took 8 APs and got a 1600 on the PSAT this year alone. Give it a rest.

((substitute 1600 with whatever is the highest score of the new SAT; i really don't know the new system))

[anonymous]

I MUST BE NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED MORE SATs AND APS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 8 IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!! I WANT THEM ALL!!! BWHAHHAHAHHAAA!!!

-Random Overachiever

((...in case you haven't guessed already who this is .. XDDDDDDDDDDD))

[ed_teh_smex]

((NUO LI!!!! :DDD))

[anonymous]

MR. ARCHER BILLY PUSHED ME AGAIN ;__________________;

-Jill

[frank_archer]

I DON'T CARE.

[anonymous]

BUT IT MADE ME FEEL STUFF A LITTLE ;___;

-Jill

[frank_archer]

Go talk to your mother.

[anonymous]

Will be be receiving another guidance counciler? I do need help with planning for university and my future.

-Levalle Heedad.

[frank_archer]

If you're lucky. If not, I'm afraid, you are "screwed". Or ask Hughes.

[anonymous]

Hughes.... scares me.

-Levalle Heedad

[frank_archer]

Deal. If I had to, you do as well.