SUBJECT LINES ARE FOR LOSERS!

[frank_cushion]

Okay, so I was thinking about vampires as I toked up. I've heard that vampires don't feel the effects of things they put into their body, like alcohol and pot. And acid. God, imagine being a vampire on acid. Nothing would be better. You'd be on acid, and TRULY have the ability to fly. Imagine taking acid when you could already fly. Wouldn't that

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[antipixie]

In some vampire mythology (as in, different books with different ideas about them), vampires can get high by drinking blood that's just been laced with a drug. So you could just wait till someone tokes way the hell up, or give someone a lb. of pot and force them to smoke it, then drink their blood.

Bon appetite.