Full-Life Consequences

[frank_grimes]

With the signing of a lease this afternoon, I am officially living at 404 S. Mendenhall street starting in June. As such, the time has come to face what is perhaps one of the most important decisions a young man can make: what kind of pet should I get

Comments

[humperdido]

I vote a rat named dip dopson because, yes.

[the_walls_speak]

I don't want to be "that guy that lives with the lizard guy", so my vote is no lizard...even though I know I don't get a vote.

[joocemonster]

I'd go with the bird or the rat. I'm partial to rats because, well...I want one anyway. And I hate the way birds are so freaking loud.
Parakeets are prettier though.

If you get the reptile, I will immediately start referring to you as "the lizard guy". Not that I'm against lizards.

[slinkerstinker]

Get a lizard but name him Dip Dopson. Everyone wins. Except the bird

[skiddamarink]

you won't like birds, I don't think, 'cause birds really like mornings and being loud in mornings. I don't think either you or the bird would like it. Also birds can be really messy if they want to be. But I guess you can say that about anything.