ic: Contact post

[frankengambler]

I'm not here. Obviously. Leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.

[Beeeee~eep]

Comments

[video]

[12second_orz]

Kaiji.

[He holds up a $20 bill.]

Do you want this?

[video]

[frankengambler]

I don't want anything from you, asshole. Get out my face already.

[A pause]

...gnngh... [warily] ... what's the catch?

[video]

[12second_orz]

[... tch. Tonegawa isn't exactly jumping at the chance to see Kaiji again either, but it's not like he has much of a choice.]

No catch. I just need a small favour from you. A couple of hours honest work, if you like. [He pauses.] You do know what honest work is, don't you, Kaiji-kun?

[video]

[frankengambler]

Depends on your definition of 'small favour'. You don't exactly have a great track record with honesty, Tonega-

[twitch] Shut up and tell me or I'm gone.

[12second_orz]

[Aaaand Tonegawa's just going to email the article entitled 'Doggone Can-Do!' to Kaiji, along with a note.]

Maybe you should try the obedience training. My treat.

[text]

[frankengambler]

advice about obedience from a professional lapdog. wonderful.

don't forget to wag your tail and roll over like a good doggie for the next guy with a big enough wallet. who knows maybe he'll adopt you.