Because a raccoon and her pup thought it fun to chitter loudly outside my window while I slept:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions
6. DO ONE OF YOUR OWN!
-----
1. "Obviously you're not a golfer."
2. "Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?"
3. "You think that's funny huh? I'm going to break your nose now."
4. "Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks."
5. "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."
6. "You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?"
7. "I could get killed for telling you this shit." - "You could get killed walking your doggy!"
8. "I can't get married - I'm a thirty-year-old boy."
9. "Are you going to shoot me?" - "That depends. Do you see me?"
10. "It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace."
11. "Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"
12. "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
13. "I've written myself into my screenplay." - "That's kind of weird, huh?"
14. "Of course the only thing that kills the demon... is love."
15. "We're not bad people, [...] just underachievers who have to make up for lost time."
16. "Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off."
17. "Smurfs are asexual."
18. "I'm insane, and you're my insanity."
19. "I got a job for you." - "Uh, well, if the pay's right, and it's legal, I'll do it." - "It's not strictly legal." - "Well, if the pay's right, I'll do it."
20. "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"
*Bonus round (because I have a lot of favorites and am still, unfortunately, awake)*
21. "You know I'm not good at apologizing, so I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you."
22. "Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap."
23. "Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
24. "I looked for you in my closet tonight."
25. "I want my money back!" - "Yeah, and if I weren't pro-bono, I'd want MY money back!"
26. "I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother."
27. "Do you know where I can find the clitoris?" - "What, is that like finding Jesus or something?"
28. "It's quite long and I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you're open, then you might enjoy it."
29. "We have an excess of manliness in the comm center right now."
30. "Third date, [...] I'm gonna screw your eyes blue." - "Yup! Just your basic old-fashioned girl."
Enjoy
*edit*
I bet there's only a third of these most people haven't seen.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions
6. DO ONE OF YOUR OWN!
-----
1. "Obviously you're not a golfer."
2. "Spoken like a true prodigy. How about you, Lash LaRue? You think you can keep your spurs from jinglin' and janglin'?"
3. "You think that's funny huh? I'm going to break your nose now."
4. "Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks."
5. "It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself."
6. "You want I should wipe the dead bugs off the windshield, ma'am?"
7. "I could get killed for telling you this shit." - "You could get killed walking your doggy!"
8. "I can't get married - I'm a thirty-year-old boy."
9. "Are you going to shoot me?" - "That depends. Do you see me?"
10. "It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace."
11. "Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should be aware of?"
12. "The only true currency in this bankrupt world... is what you share with someone else when you're uncool."
13. "I've written myself into my screenplay." - "That's kind of weird, huh?"
14. "Of course the only thing that kills the demon... is love."
15. "We're not bad people, [...] just underachievers who have to make up for lost time."
16. "Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off."
17. "Smurfs are asexual."
18. "I'm insane, and you're my insanity."
19. "I got a job for you." - "Uh, well, if the pay's right, and it's legal, I'll do it." - "It's not strictly legal." - "Well, if the pay's right, I'll do it."
20. "Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here?"
*Bonus round (because I have a lot of favorites and am still, unfortunately, awake)*
21. "You know I'm not good at apologizing, so I'll just skip it if it's all the same to you."
22. "Sorry I'm late. I was taking a crap."
23. "Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."
24. "I looked for you in my closet tonight."
25. "I want my money back!" - "Yeah, and if I weren't pro-bono, I'd want MY money back!"
26. "I want kids that love me as much as I hated my mother."
27. "Do you know where I can find the clitoris?" - "What, is that like finding Jesus or something?"
28. "It's quite long and I'd like you to be comfortable. It's quite modern what I do and it may feel a little strange at first, but I think, if you're open, then you might enjoy it."
29. "We have an excess of manliness in the comm center right now."
30. "Third date, [...] I'm gonna screw your eyes blue." - "Yup! Just your basic old-fashioned girl."
Enjoy
*edit*
I bet there's only a third of these most people haven't seen.