i slept most of the day today ( Read more... )

so anyway i go into the garage to get a grapedrink and look down at my feet and HOLY SHIT! theres 5 crikects gang raping a cockroach! i picked up a basketball and threw it at them to make them go squish and the biggest criket rolled off the cockroach and caught the fucking ball! and then it hit me, they were niggers! micro niggers! and sure enough ( Read more... )

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JON IS BACK TO HIS FORMER INSTRUMENT OF SOCIAL DESTRUCTION AND MIS-INFORMATION! REJOICE, REJOICE! THE END OF DAYS IS NEAR!

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NO, I dont believe in jesus christ ( Read more... )

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the two most beautiful words in comedy: Richard Pryor ( Read more... )

Well about 12 seconds after I heard the words Demerol and Valuim I knew the operation would go just fine. After the second injection I was sleeping like an angel. 4 teeth gone in 40 minutes and now here I am, just waking up from a nap after I got home and I have allll the feeling in my mouth I could ask for. The thread of the stitches trying to ( Read more... )

Well my grandpa is in a better place as of a few days ago. My dad took a flight out to PA Wednesday and will be back Monday ( Read more... )

I spent last night at mcfillups house. This morning when I went in to get a shower I was blessed with an arsenal of shampoos, soaps, conditioners, and luffuas. I handled my shit rather well but got worried about you retards out there ( Read more... )

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