alright so me and my girlfriend where in my room doin stuff and then my dad knocks on the door and i was like oh SHIT!!! because neither of us had pants on
alright so i really want to see the movie the fountain, jordan my sister who was sitting next to me 30 seconds ago is going to see it... guess who is not invited, me
alright so i havent taken a shower since friday morning and i just took one, it was pretty hard to wash my hair but man i did it. also i hope i dont smell like shit since it was the first one in 4 days
oh yeah so i heard this joke a couple days ago and i just thought of it
"with a trafic light green is go, yellow is slow, red is stop with a banana, green is slow, yellow is go, and red is where the fuck did you get that banana"
oh yeah so tomorrow for halloween because im not going trick or treating being as im 17 abd really tall and people didnt want to give it to me last year... so me and my cousin are painting our faces like skeletons and causing a ruckus im not sure what we will do, we talked about streaking but yeah little kids+my cock=bad time
man today in lunch it was kinda awesome my girlfriend was like "jake, when are we gonna make out" and i said "when you suck my dick" and i was like woops but it was ok because we joke around alot