i just got back from the dentist and i got a filling and my face is wicked numb and ive bitten my tounge hard like 20 times now and i cant feel it

im going to start saying hizzah end of story

ok so this is what just happened im sure no one wants to know this but i just think i should share because well it was awesome. ok so i took a poo and at first i felt sick like i was going to vomit then i thought i was dead and in heaven, with my essential captain america comic which is tales of suspense #59-99 and captain america #100-102 which is ( Read more... )

ok so this is whats going on... my friend is failing so she dropped out for the year and i just found out she is pregnant. my friend is failing 10th grade for the second time so he was kicked out and he is getting his GED. on a lighter note i got the highest grade in my class on a test im the most impruved student in math and i got a 91 on the ( Read more... )

oh man oh man oh man... i am now going to go "hey baby" like butthead of bevis and butthead because i will so get the ladies if i do that from now on

a new family moved in next door and i live in an apartement so yeah we share a wall.

they have at least one kid and they run around alot and i was like getting dressed and someone smashed into the wall and i jumped kinda high and it was not to fun so im going to put my speakers up to the wall and blast it because well... thats just what i do

My throat has been swollen for the past 4 days and yesterday I looked in the mirror, because I cant talk without feeling wicked bad pain, and I have a white sore on the left side of my mouth... I have no idea what it is but I’m kinda worried

oh man oh man oh man my hair was dying i was told so i got some conditioner and now my hair is awesome also i was made fun of for having a tiny mustache

my left hand is fuckin KILLING me

dude i woke up with a fuck burn... to the best of my knowing i didnt fuck anyone