i just got the most sound advice from a DMX song... Party Up

" I'm tired of weak ass niggaz whinin over pussy that don't belong to them,
fuck is wrong with them?
They fuck it up for real niggaz like my mans and them who get it on
on the strength of the hands with them, MAN

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i just had a really stupid conversation... with who you ask

well with my dad.

dad:where is the remote
me: in front of you
dad:where is it supposed to be
me:3 inches to the right

if you didnt know my dad grounded me one time because he couldnt find the remote

ah man i feel like im going to puke

also i have a party to go to and that would be bad if i do because i am expected

man i messed up my nose and now when i move it it stays... shit man

also fuck man

FUCK!

oh manz its warm enough to have on shorts today ~fist pump~

i just had the best conversation ever it went like this

me:the clap is always funny... till you get it
my sister:(weird face) i dont know

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OH SHIT MAN IM AT ASHLEYS HOUSE AND THE IN THE BATHROOM PUTING ON A DRESS BUT I HAVE A PINK TANK IN MY HAIR AND MAN ITS AWESOME