And I tried to sing, but I couldn't think of anything. And that was the hardest part.

Im not having a good day ( Read more... )

And then there were three. And those three had a Jurassic Park marathon, where Andy and Adam were dressed in my clothes holding teddy bears, and we rewound the part with the T-Rex, so Andy could imagine oiling down his sexy legs. I ate lamb again. Then went to bed.

I'm sorry I never write full-body paragraphs anymore. Sometimes it's impossible to place the events of my life into a coherent story. So I'm just giving up. Vague 5 word sentences will have to do all of you some good until my life makes sense ( Read more... )

I have less than a month here. I've never been so sad... so scared... so everything at one time... in my entire life. In the last month, this place has become my home. These people have become my family. I don't know what I am going to do ( Read more... )

Today sucks ( Read more... )

I'm leaving for Amsterdam in 45 minutes. I am going to be there for 5 days. We are flying in to the ILLEGAL red light district late at night... not the LEGAl red light district, but the ILLEGAL red light district. Did I mention it is the illegal red light district? Where in a country of legal prostitution, ILLEGAL prostitues hang out. Which ( Read more... )

The way that you feel now
It’s cool as long as I know
The way it's gonna be

Make it last for an hour
We’ll never feel this way again
Make it all that you want
And everything that I need
Make it last make it last 'cause you're not making me
Any promises, make it last
Make the best of what you see

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If I knew what to do to make myself feel better right now I would. You might call what I'm going through as a "troff" and fuck! I can't even spell that ( Read more... )

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P.S.S. or is it P.P.S.? Either way...

Impersonating a screaming orgasm to get the drink "screaming orgasm" makes the bartender put a lot more alcohol in your drink.