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[frankly__frank]

Agatha singed my eyebrow off. It was an accident, of course, but I feel empty inside without my eyebrow. I'll grow it back, though Edgar assures me the single eyebrowed look is very distinguished. You're a bastard, Bones.

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[i_amsane]

Oh Frank, I'm so sorry! You know I didn't mean it, and it will grow back, and you do look very distinguished and I do hope you'll forgive me? I promise never to singe your eyebrow off again.

[frankly__frank]

Agatha, I could never stay sore with you, and you know it. I believe I do look distinguished with only one eyebrow, but it's very difficult to pull off an incredulous look this way. And I'm very fond of looking incredulous. All in good time though, I'm sure.

[i_amsane]

You know, you could charm it back on. Since I too am very fond of you looking incredulous.

[bubblegum_toads]

Oh! That's, um...okay, that really is quite funny, but I'm sorry that you lost your eyebrow!

[frankly__frank]

Thanks, Alice. It was my very favorite eyebrow.

[bubblegum_toads]

Really? I always preferred the other. Far more dashing.

[frankly__frank]

Well, I'll be growing it back in no time. You won't even have known it was missing!

Fuck, I love y

[dromedablack]

How long do eyebrows take to grow back?

[frankly__frank]

Naturally? I'm really not sure. Mum's made a huge fuss over me since I got back from Edgar and Agatha's, so she's fixing it for me.

[dromedablack]

Sweet of her.

[frankly__frank]

Well, she's my mum. I've got to be in tip top shape before she'll let me set foot on the train, you know.

[Private to Andy]

Alright?

[/private]

[mobbleblood]

A single eyebrow looks distinguished? What the hell was Bones on? You look fucking ridiculous, Tightbottom.

[frankly__frank]

Aww, Julie. Sugarplum fairy. So full of love, you are. I think I'll rub my hairless brow on you.

[mobbleblood]

Oh, fuck you, Tightbottom, my love.

[frankly__frank]

Just name the place, babycakes.