Friday, I met DEATH and he introduced himself as the Colorado River...

[frankmachine85]

So we are at this place called Moab, Utah and I decide to swim across the Colorado River to an Island about 40 ft. away. I make it 30 ft. in and have to turn around cause the current has taken me past the island. So now I am floating down the Colorado River drowning, if it wasn't for my dad jumping off a 10 ft. cliff and saving me by dragging me to

Comments

[cubaricho]

Moab is an awesome place.

[frankmachine85]

true, the red rock that surrounds the city is amazing. The city was a little poorer then I thought it would be, but all of the people their are amazingly nice.

[mokusatsu]

'Are there any more big rivers between here and Breckenridge?' 'Oh no, just the Colorado!' THE BIGGEST FUCKING RIVER I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

Oh, I know now.

[frankmachine85]

I learned that by taking on that son of a gun. It didn't look that bad when I was on the shore. It was a life altering experience.