Dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!

[franktheet]

What a total freakin' son-of'a-bitch rip off!!!!!! My earth host family rented that movie "Gladiator" like I had asked them to and we sat down to watch it. That movie sucked!!! It didn't even have that Darth Vader guy in it like I thought it would?!?!?!? I mean, don't get me wrong... it was actually a pretty bitchin' movie and all... but I really

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*oral sex and sexual intercourse*

[saywa]

Hello dear! It's only half of the Slinky Hoes commenting on your journal this morning. I'm afraid Gabby is off somewhere having sex with a chihuahua. I just wanted to say I HATED Gladiator as well. It just didn't tickle my fancy. That's all! Heehee! Also, I'll add you to my friends list as well just cuz you're a sexy alien! Buh Bye!
Love,
Sarah

~*~*~Many Thanks From Frank~*~*~

[franktheet]

Good day to my earthly 1/2-Goddess named "Sarah", and many thanks for your warm tidings of oral and sexual intercourse. It is much appreciated.

I am sorry to hear that your other 1/2 is out having intercourse with a Chiwaa... Chiwawa... Chihuwaawa...earth dog; while you sit alone in your cubicle residence all alone.

I have added you to my journal "Friends" list as well. May I say that I adored your earthly, angelic poetry? You are quite the talented and creative earthling, indeed. Please allow me to share my form of E.T. poetry for you, my 1/2-Goddess.

"Ode To My 1/2-Goddess Sarah"
"Oh Sarah, Oh Sarah... u are such'a babe,
As much as I'd like to go home, I am glad that I have stayed.
Your earthly beauty will forever freeze me in awe,
I don't know how to use a stupid phone, so it sucks that I can't call.
I pick for you, these flowers as bright as purple,
with hopes that someday soon, I may kiss you on your gurple (E.T. word for "lips")
And now I leave my Goddess, with a thought for now and then,
On a scale of 1 thru 9, I'd