im naked and horny

It was my baby's birthday and I love him so much.
the last couple nights have been a blur. a big one.
i woke up this morning with
+ many new bruises
+ a headache
+ little vomit
- no wallet
- no phone
- no ciggerettes
- no purse
- wet hair
-wet socks
+ blue tongue
+ a bloody nose.
+ bloody eric
+ and some baaaaaad breath

fucking caitlyn holmes is ( Read more... )

I finally believe in love at first sight.

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today i wanted to do one of those survey things just to answer
"HAVE YOU:
-ever kissed in the rain?"

i would say..yes. Yes I have.

:)

so this is one peice of work.
it sucks that nowone reads this anymore. your missing out.

( nick n fran :authors forever )

aaaannddd she's baaaacck!

physically my body is breaking down. Emotionally I couldn't be happier.
 It always works out funny like that huh?

( my vagina )

Livejournal is dumb. MySpace kicked its ass. But heres some random pictures.

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I'm so confuzed right now.

All i want is loud music, a hawaiin pizza, and maybe some Mario Bros

peace playa

p.s. thats the last time I'm going to fight for kiss.

Ugh, you bitches. I've decided maybe I will write in this peice.

I've also decided I dont like alot of the girls I consider myself friends with. They're all boners.
The Fat, hairy, Pre-Egaculant kind.

I'm addicted to super nintendo. its bad. Real bad.
I'm sunburned too. But only on side A.
I watched the fucking Little Mermaid today.
(that F- ( Read more... )

I like to put things in my butthole.

just thought you should know