I can't tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing...

[franz_kafka]

Pro: I got this piece of popcorn kernal out of my mouth that had been lodged between two teeth inside the gum.  It was in there for three weeks.  I did this by eating a peach.

Con: The peach had some sort of worm/maggot/grub inside of it.

Comments

[datadan]

Dude- I think I remember when the kernel stuck in the tooth incident happened...that's kinda rough

[stitcheduplove]

it happened when we went to go see pirates!

[franz_kafka]

ugh...three weeks ago.

[stitcheduplove]

rotting kernel.
it's so jesus-CENTRIC!

[stitcheduplove]

did you eat the worm?
you were so stoked for the peach, that really sucks.

so much for free peaches. :(

[franz_kafka]

No, unless there was more than one worm in it. I feel like we're talking about tequila.

[stitcheduplove]

i could go for some tequila!

yayerrrrr!!!
actually, i've never had tequila with a worm in it.
i wanna try it.

[franz_kafka]

Let's do it!

[dr_poetus]

Did the worm talk to you? Did it say "Ello?" Was this while you were trapped in some sort of maze trying to rescue your little baby brother from a very glam rockish androgynous Goblin King?

[franz_kafka]

is that a reference to James and the Giant Peach, Labyrinth, or both?

[mikemuyo]

Sounds like a bad adult movie. "I went down on this peach and I suddenly realized a worm was staring me in the face."

[franz_kafka]

sounds like a nip/tuck quote

[franz_kafka]

lawl