Yo mama's so fat ...
she uses diet soap.
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
she deep-fries her toothpaste.
when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.
when she was born, she didn't get a birth certificate, she got blue prints.
Yo mama's so stupid ...
she put a peephole in a glass door.
she put on a coat to chew Winterfresh
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