Honey, we can't afford to look this cheap

[franzwhore]

The great, exciting surprise I was talking about!
It may not seem as exciting for you, but I've been having (almost wet) dreams about it for centuries. It's already part of my personality and I'm so glad I can make it part of my appearance now.

Comments

[insertfancyname]

Oh god, they look great on you! From time to time I contemplate getting glasses even if I don't need them, but at the end of the day I know I'm just too lazy to wear them after the excitement of the first week has passed

[franzwhore]

Thank you, I am in love.
Ahh, glasses are magical things! I don't knwo what I'd do if I didn't need them 'cause then I wouldn't have an excuse for buying something that expensive.

[fleacircus]

awwwwww

[franzwhore]

Are you making fun of me and my everyday battles with the intensity of my emotions? Are you trying to hurt me even further even though you know how much everyone hurts me every day already? Are you??
That's not nice. Neither is life, I know, but still.