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[fratricided]

Does anyone remember how to start a fire? We'll probably have to boil the water here before we drink it unless we want to catch ebola or something. And, I mean, freelancers, I would totally hold all your heads while you puked up your own disintegrating organs, but it would be fantastic if we didn't have to get to that point.

[screened from South]

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[rabidus_miles]

Not hurt Ari!!

[fratricided]

Why the hell would I hurt you?

[rabidus_miles]

Dis- diiiiiii- Organ puking!!

Huuuuuuuuurt.

[fratricided]

Well, just be careful about what you eat and drink and it won't happen to you.

Probably.

[niveusly]

O-Ohh....

I- Disintegrating organs?

[fratricided]

I think that's what Ebola does. Like...dissolves your insides and hemmorages everything six ways to Sunday.

[niveusly]

O-ohh!!!

That doesn't sound...too...nice... Maybe we should, cook everything carefully.

[fratricided]

That's probably the best idea.

Speaking of, do you know how to cook?

[texingly]

You rub two sticks together and blow or start a spark with a stone on metal or the bottom of your shoe or something.

Survival class was never fun to listen to. So I didn't.

he's going to EPIC FAIL at fires and the starting thereof. because north is and EFG.

[fratricided]

Seriously? That's how they do it in movies, I guess, but I thought it'd be more complicated than that. Huh. Learn something every day. I'll get on the firestarting, then.

And yet you still know all this stuff.

LOL! SO IS SHE! I think the only one good at it might be Wash... Like he'd help!

[texingly]

Have movies ever lied apart from the killer tomatoes that stole christmas? Maybe we should leave it to someone who actually is good at it. We just found a house. I'm not up for finding another one.

I caught words of sentances and took parts from movies.

LOL. Even among special ops, Wash is The Competent One.

[fratricided]

...good point. Okay, who's good at it? I know South is, but she's all pissy at me or whatever so she probably doesn't want to help.

Which is obviously the best way to learn anything.

[montanaly]

Ebola?

What the hell?

I took that class from the list of what we learned, so I could fly around with Lila.

[fratricided]

It's some tropical disease. South and I saw this weird Chinese movie about it this one time when we were kids.

Seems like nobody took that class. Or ones who did just didn't pay attention like me.

[montanaly]

Really? Sounds weird. Let's not talk about that, I don't want to catch it. If I do, I'm blamin' you.

It was boring. Director clearly never thought timetables through. So I did what the mass did, made my own. With a little help from Mass.

[fratricided]

Hey, I'm totally disease-free! Got my rabies shot and everything.

You and Mass always were pretty tight, huh?

[silens_lucis]

Ebola?

[fratricided]

Crazy killer disease. Liquifies your insides.

You broke her brain...

[silens_lucis]

awwwww. poor nill. ):

[fratricided]