Fuck you, kitty. You're gonna spend the night

[fratto]

Outside!At 3am last night as I was leaving my dad's office, there was a tiny scrawny looking thing meowing weakly at me. Yes, you guessed it. A lady of the night offering me the night of my life

Comments

From...Dustin...

[anonymous]

That kitten is about the size of a baby squirrel. You should go visit Dotson...

[martini_laughs]

I WANT HIM. And I don't really like cats.

[fairieblack]

I'll see what I can do. Bo doesn't want me to foster anymore. Plus, being carless right now, I don't know how much longer I'll be volunteering there. It's difficult enough to get there once a week, the two to three times I'd have to go as a foster parent might be impossible.
But here's something I can do- this is the number for the lady who runs the cat shelter 817*561*6160. Her name is Toni. She might be able to help you if I can't.

[ex_sodapopcu440]

Why doesn't Bo want you to foster anymore? Allergies or just a disdain for kindheartedness?

[jam_master_jen]

Disdain for kindheartedness.

[fratto]

Burn.

[la_bien_rose]

OHHHH KITTY KITTY KITTY

I'm going to beg my family to accept it into our house, and I will really keep her name.

[la_bien_rose]

No really, that is the kitty of my dreams. He or she looks just like my friend Aisha's cat Ichi the Killer.

[brightwithrain]

why would she name her cat that?! that movie made me want to throw up!!

[la_bien_rose]

Uh, hello, because Ichi the Killer is a name for badasses!

[corterax]

Ewww...I'd get that cat checked out for worms, fungi, and other parasite before I let it crawl all over my face.

[fratto]

Yeah, I thought of that last night. Thank the Lord he's not a puppy or I may have contracted distemper!

From the desk of Walter

[corterax]

SHAME AND GET AWAY.

Re: From the desk of Walter

[fratto]

Hahaaaaaa!