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Jul 19, 2006 15:16

There is a Bull with HUGE nuts in my driveway, he is pretty and nice! However, he has no manners and is currently devouring our garden, Yay!

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ex_tooshay July 19 2006, 22:31:33 UTC
damn hippy bulls

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fraudoktor July 20 2006, 17:48:42 UTC
I know! This bull longs to be free roaming and join our dwelling but he just cant. Its not in the cards for him to be a hippy bull. He is all tryin to grow his hair long and not bathe and im like hellooo bulls cannot be hippies. Even his owner came over and said "Where is that hippy bull o' mine dag nab it?" Then i was like this bull is trying to make a statement sir! Then he was gonna shoot me.
Oh, and then the bull asked when sarah shay was coming over and i was like you know sarah! it was wierd.

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sarahspice July 20 2006, 19:09:00 UTC
hahahaha this bull is trying to make a statement sir!

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ex_tooshay July 21 2006, 19:25:28 UTC
I used to be pretty big time on the bull riding circuit before I decided I no longer wanted to ride bulls. I thought it to be inhumane. One night late at the rodeo to tore off my cowgirl hat, replaced it with a ring of flowers I had picked eariler that afternoon and freed my old, worn bull named Timber. I then froliced nakedly into the wilds with ole' Timber, grew out my leg hair and we everntually split ways. From what I last heard of him Timber was off running some clothing optional resort. Maybe that's were your bull hippy bull heard of me.

But yeah when am I coming over? Any friend of Timner or yours is a friend of mine.

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fuzzyoctober July 19 2006, 23:02:44 UTC
Where are you living now?

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fraudoktor July 20 2006, 17:51:57 UTC
I live in Athens Georgia on what some would call a hippie commune but its really just an organic farm that happens to have a couple hippies on it, not including myself of course. Its called Roots Farm. Stop on by anytime!

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205especial July 20 2006, 00:44:54 UTC
tell 'em i said whhuuddduuuuupp

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fraudoktor July 20 2006, 17:53:08 UTC
he said to tell you "chomp chomp chomp mathius".

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the_mostest July 20 2006, 13:23:42 UTC
He better watch out for Clutch...she will save that garden!

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fraudoktor July 20 2006, 17:55:18 UTC
Clutch has failed her duties as a Pit Bull she is so damn lazy she didnt even care that there was a bull the size of a car 10 feet away from her!
But! Soma chased him into the neighbors garden! ahahahaha Soma.

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chickbrarian July 20 2006, 14:56:36 UTC
This is my favorite post ever!

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fraudoktor July 20 2006, 17:58:25 UTC
yeaaaaa!!! I win! I win!
ps your posts are ALWAYS my favorite.

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