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Things you can learn from your grandparents
On marriage and a lasting relationship
With 58 years of marriage behind her, Patti says the only way to make it work is to shed any notions that a long-lasting relationship equals constant happiness. "When you first get married, you expect a lot form your partner in order to be happy..When you stop expecting, you get along a lot better."
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Insults
Some insults I came across that'll make you sound intelligent:
1)You are the ignoble, ignorant, illiterate, incestuous, illegitimate progeny of parents who belong to the phyla insecta.
2)You are a sleezy, slimy, sticky, stinky, scum bucket full of maggot vomit and horse poo.
3)I've known sponges with more intelligence than you.
4)Person A: *talking to ( Read more... ) -
The History of Love by Nicole Krauss
My brother and I used to play a game. I'd point to a chair. "THIS IS NOT A CHAIR," I'd say. Bird would point to the table. "THIS IS NOT A TABLE." "THIS IS NOT A WALL," I'd say. "THAT IS NOT A CEILING." We'd go on like that. "IT'S NOT RAINING OUT." "MY SHOE IS NOT UNTIED!" Bird would yell. I'd point to my elbow. "THIS IS NOT A SCRAPE." Bird would ( Read more... ) -
Holidayayes
I'm so psyched for HK! That means, more quality time with you(: more shopping with money this time, awesome cold weather, hot chocolates with marshmallows, shopping, warm hugs, food that I'll try and not stinky tofu, more shopping, making out and ad infinitum ( Read more... )
