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[frdm_is_slavery]

Apparently, lunacy can, in fact, travel further north than the Mason-Dixon line:

Turner, Maine - "Expert Calls 'Hybrid Mutant' Just a Dog"
An animal lies dead in Turner, Maine, after apparently being hit by a car. Locals speculated that it is a mystery hybrid creature of local legend. An expert said it's a dog.

Watertown, NY - "Church Fires

Comments

[willowdaisy]

Aww man...I was holding out for El Chupacabra.

[kewl_reproses]

Maybe it's Mike Brown. Nobodies really seen him since he "resigned" from FEMA. Maybe he just got all scruffy like Al Gore when he lost in 2000. Easy mistake.

Quasimodo's Dog

[patricianelson]

..how did she get hired?