[fic] Arts and Crafts and Homicide

[frea_o]

Title: Arts and Crafts and Homicide
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: T/PG-13
Warnings: Juvenile joke about masturbation
Pairings: Clint/Natasha
Characters: Clint Barton, Jasper Sitwell, Natasha Romanoff, Maria Hill, Nick Fury
Word Count: 1110
Summary: Clint blames Maria for introducing Natasha to knitting. She says it calms her nerves but she’s one of the

Comments

[hufflepuffsneak]

Awwww. Also, great twist ending :)

[frea_o]

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week! I don't know if it was pony-worthy, but I'm glad you liked it.

[sweetwatersong]

So much joy, over the engineering team's pride and the rookies trying to be stealthy (if I was a rookie, I'd just sit down, put my hands in the air, and ask the nearest agent to take me under their wing because that is not a fight any rookie is going to win). Even the concept of the match is hysterical. :) Thank you for the laughes!

[frea_o]

You have a really good point. I'd just give up, too. "Not gonna win, not gonna try, shoot me somewhere non-painful and teach me your scary, scary ways!" :) Very welcome for the laughs and thank you for the comment!!

[sweetwatersong]

"Does it say in the rules that I can't come back as a ghost and shadow you guys? Because, honestly, I'm not getting out of this alive anyways."

Actually, I think that would be a great sign of smarts on the part of the rookie. I wonder if the agents wait every year for someone to prove they have a brain and do something like that. xD

You're welcome!

[happilydancing]

“Because.” Natasha leaned forward and kissed the tip of his nose as he goggled at her. “I would never give you something with sleeves.”

Ahahahaha...Gold!

[frea_o]

Hee, thank you! :)

[crazy4orcas]

“I think you’re more afraid of looking like the type that wears sweaters that his terrifying girlfriend made him for Christmas.” -- LOL!

... but he was determined to enthuse over whatever pattern of sweater Natasha had chosen for him. -- Clint, honey, you're forgetting, Natasha can probably tell when you're lying. ;)

Love your conclusion as to Clint's sweater aversion. And I'm guessing part of why Maria and Natasha enjoy knitting so much is the needles -- they'd make excellent weapons.

[frea_o]

Oh, she can totally tell when he's lying. She thinks it's adorable that he tries. And agreed, Maria and Natasha know 62 ways to kill somebody with knitting needles. And there's a silhouette on the range where they practiced.

[crazy4orcas]

And there's a silhouette on the range where they practiced. -- SHIELD's version of a stitch-n-bitch club. ;)

[frea_o]

10/10 would read that fic. :)