"Buy me a Braandyyyyyyy
A snifter of Wiiiiiiiiiine
Who am I kidding?
I'd drink turpentiiiiiine."

-Barney Gumble

hahahahahahahahahaha! I love The Simpsons.

I'm writing a song for The Fringe and we all have a singing part and it's REDICULOUS!

Harry Carray, Roger Daultrey, Zach Banwart and I have the same birthday.

Other than that, what the hell do I have in common with a Cubs announcer, the lead singer of The Who, and an athletic dude I went to school with?

I have been debating impossibility and arrogance lately. Faced with the impossible, what does it mean to stand against it? What does it make you? Are you arrogant? Are you stupid? Are you brave ( Read more... )

Psh. Impossibility. What's that??

Screw YOU, imaginary concept!

Sitting here.

I'm just uh... doin' nothin'. I'm waiting for you. I think I've done all I can.

CALL!
KNOCK!
RING!
ANYTHING!

...by Brian Jenkins!

I'm looking forward to the following things. Feel free to ask if you have any questions.

-Ozzfest is FREE!
-Damnitalls shows!
-Damnitalls tour...?
-Hotel show!
-Quote of the Year!
-Spring!
-Excercising OUTSIDE! (and feeling comfortable with it)
-A KILLER. FUCKIN. BODY.
-All the sweet concerts that come with Summer!

You know what I'm done.

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WAS SO FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

"Now and again, I get the feelin'
Well if I don't win, I'm gonna break even."

Tom Petty is so great.

For my college friends (namely Evan and Thomas):

When's the next time you guys are coming home?

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'M 19 AND I LIKE IT A LOT!!!!!!!