And I came upon a doctor who appeared in quite poor health ( Read more... )

Go Belle & Sebastian!

I can't believe those wankers Snow Patrol beat Franz Ferdinand.

And yay for Jesus & Mary Chain.

I feel all patriotic now.

All hands on dick for Titty Titty Bang Bang ... A bra-bustin' collection of those round mounds of flesh you love to pound! Plot your ascent through copious amounts of cleavage and celebrate your trek by "snow capping" those jiggly mountains! Prepare yourself for a double-barreled attack of killer tomatoes! Bongos, hooters, headlights, gazongas, ( Read more... )

Do you ever get so bored with everything you have, everything you do, everything you wear, everything you are?
I think, if it's possible, I am suffering from clinical boredom.
This is no reflection on the people around me, noone should be taking offence (i had a marvellous shopping trip today with ferociousjird), it's more a reflection on the way I am just now ( Read more... )

Once my lover now my friend ( Read more... )

"In the Folies Bergeres when the women were dancing 'frou frou' was meant to be the sound of the swishing skirt," explains Guy. "There's meant to be a poem of Baudelaire's where he'd taken opium and was tripping out on the skirts swishing and getting delirious, and there's this old French song called Frou Frou which is the sound that drives men mad ( Read more... )

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I just wrapped all the stocking fillers and presents I had left to wrap. I like making things look pretty. Now I don't really know what to do - I might decorate a Christmas cake for my uncle. The thought of touching cake makes me feel kinda queasy though, I don't know why ( Read more... )

Tonight I was called "unfortunately unattractive" in a round-a-bout way, an incident involving an issue of Q magazine, and a lot of people in a newsagent ( Read more... )

HOLIDAYS.
SLEEP.
SUSHI.
FILMS.
THE NUTCRACKER.
READING.
DECORATING.
CAKE.
FRANZ FERDINAND.
CRYING.
SILENCE.
EXHAUSTION.
VENLAFAXINE.
LAUNDRY.
ALCOHOL.
DRIVING.
FINANCE.
BONSAI.
TEXT MESSAGES.
OBSESSIONS.
FROU FROU.

i have band aid (20) in my head.
i hate how i do all the different accents.
i'm a penis.