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freakedwithjet

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May 10, 2007 22:09

As usual, no comment, except - generally, despite appearances, the simplest solution is the best.

( Private to Perry )

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Private to Pansy inner_human May 10 2007, 22:54:46 UTC

Of course he isn't. It's been proven time and again that his forehead is way too big.

Help me with -? What the hell are you talking about Let me guess, your name made the headlines again? Which one this time, Witch Weekly?

Private to Perry freakedwithjet May 10 2007, 23:15:56 UTC

Proven? Is this your own effeminised version of whipping out the ruler and comparing length?

You haven't seen the Prophet? Not just my name, apparently the two of us together get the front page.

Private to Pansy inner_human May 11 2007, 10:21:35 UTC

No, for years academic scholars have been intrigued by the enormity of Montague's forehead and its effect on his everyday life.

Of course I did - I read the general news and the sports section. I didn't see anything involving me or you... which makes me even less inclined to find out what section we did end up in. In fact, I refuse to look.

Private to Pansy inner_human May 11 2007, 10:24:39 UTC

Ten minutes after 'refusing to look'....

Oh for the love of -

I can't decide whether to laugh or fear for the future.

...Venice?

Thread 48

Private to Pansy morsus_et_mors May 12 2007, 03:16:41 UTC

Pansy, NO!!

Please, don't do this to me and the beautiful blossom of our star-crossed love, please!

Montague.
(if I die from laughter will you cry for me?)

Private to Montague freakedwithjet May 12 2007, 10:53:58 UTC

Don't make this harder than it already is, Montague. If I start crying again, I will never stop. Oh, for what might have been, had we worlds enough and time.

~Px
(we could have a beautiful joint funeral and Perry could weep for us both)

Private to Pansy morsus_et_mors May 13 2007, 06:28:03 UTC

I am not a master of my own heart anymore, Pansy, mon ami! I wish to remain at your feet forever, whispering mad nothings for the chance to kiss your every toe. Do not abandon me, I beg you with bloody foam on these lips of mine that caressed you in the ghostly moonlight of Venice!

Montague
(My, we are brilliant- would you care to write a couple of edgily erotic history pieces with me? We could use a pseudonym for that.)

Private to Montague freakedwithjet May 13 2007, 17:13:32 UTC

Kiss my toes and I will do anything you like, including write 'edgily erotic history pieces'. What shall we call ourselves?

~Px

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Private to Pansy sightlesswolf May 17 2007, 19:52:25 UTC

Truth? I haven't any idea. Are we meant to have some sort of public catfight?

If you don't mind, I'd rather not. It would inflate Perry's ego far too much. Also I might actually hurt you, and I'd feel awful about that. How about I just give him back to you? Assuming you're not taking off with Morsus, that is.

~ June

Private to June freakedwithjet May 21 2007, 00:01:12 UTC

I'd just as soon keep them both.

Perry said you helped with the ring - would you help me sort his wardrobe out too? It appears you have influence I could only dream off, for whatever reason.

~P

Private to Pansy sightlesswolf May 23 2007, 21:50:10 UTC

They're all yours. There's someone else I'd rather

Influence? Me? Don't let's have any confusion - the only reason he asked me was because I'm the only girl he talks to besides you. Well, and Mandy, but she never leaves the house. At any rate, think hard about your opinion of my wardrobe and consider whether you really want me sticking my nose in with Perry's.

Then if you still want me to, hey, why not!

~ June

Private to June freakedwithjet May 23 2007, 22:36:57 UTC

Fabulous.

Well, yes, but now you can see his clothes, you can see my problem? We could do it like a swap-around, I could sort your wardrobe out and you can get Perry to burn his.

~Pansy