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freakforhire

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Dec 05, 2003 00:11

Has anyone seen my virginity? I seem to have lost it.

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leikela4 December 4 2003, 23:51:17 UTC

*jaw drops*

virginmercury December 5 2003, 05:29:07 UTC

oh goodness!

freakforhire December 5 2003, 13:05:04 UTC

Yeah.. I did/said the same thing!

kenzie December 5 2003, 14:46:19 UTC

You're pregnant! I just decided.

freakforhire December 6 2003, 17:46:45 UTC

Oh damn.

From the Brain of NDC anonymous December 5 2003, 17:25:59 UTC

So right this minute, I'm at 1800Flowers.com, ordering the "Not a Virgin Anymore" bouquet. Hopefully, it'll find you in time before I need to order the "Gotta worry 'bout being late this month" bouquet.

Fuckin' A. Fantastic. Welcome to the club, you bet.

-Joe.