14th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Call to the town, filtered to all non-drones. Scout sounds REALLY unhappy, and tired.]

...Guys. Party's postponed. Maybe like tomorrow. 'R Friday. Whatevah. But it will fuckin' happen. Best believe it will.

Agh--! Geez. Can anyone out there set a broken bone? Fuckin' Mayfield.... hate this place so goddamn much.... [He starts fading

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[bloody_hime]

Get back here so I can stab you.

[freakinblur]

Nope. Too busy rememberin' what ya look like in yer panties. Why do ya think I missed that last jump, huh?

[bloody_hime]

*She hangs up the phone. Soon, you hear the buzzing of a chainsaw outside, right before your front door gets cut into bits by Hime. She is wearing the Captain's outfit over her own... but the clothes look too loose, ready to fall off. The face in the icon is her face right now.*

[freakinblur]

[He's still sitting on the couch, giving her a raised eyebrow. Truth is he didn't have any energy left to get up and leave, but he's not about to say that. But for the first time in, well, EVER, Scout wishes he hadn't opened his big mouth.]

Look lady, can we do this when this'd be a fair fight? 'r ya just wanna kill me 'n get it over with? I ain't in tha mood fer this shit right now.

[threelimiters]

I am a doctor here - what's broken?

[freakinblur]

[Oh god this guy looks like he's been hit with a truck. Several trucks. While Olivier went in to use the phone, Scout was just lying on his porch a bleeding broken mess.

With a lot of effort, he sits up to see who's there.]

You... ain't a drone... are ya?

[threelimiters]

[Hakkai's what-the-fuck-do-you-think look should be enough of an answer.]

Don't move. What in the world happened here?

[freakinblur]

OK. Well. [He counts with his fingers, wobbling. His right arm is in a sling.] First I fell off a house after... runnin' at a hundred miles an hour. Um. Then Solly's fat ass fell on me. Then...the neighbor lady in her underwear...chased me wit' a chainsaw. Then Spy... punched me in tha head. Then tha Major fuckin' grabbed me, I think she's... goin' nuts 'r somethin'...

[He flops over on the porch and coughs. There's blood involved.] I tol' her just ta get my pistol. Just finish me off... 'n let me respawn...

...Because I'm horrible.

[healforscience]

ACH, you too? Zhis is getting ridiculous.

Perheps I should just let you bleed.

[freakinblur]

[Scout looks like he's been hit by a damn train. And hey, Medic's seen that before! He's sort of just lying on the porch at this point in a bloody heap. When he hears Medic's voice, he sits up, and tries to manage a grin.] Doc! I....

[Then he remembers it's RED's Doc, and the grin quickly fades to a frown.] Ah geez. 'S right. I...don't need yer... [Flop.]