29th Inning

[freakinblur]

[Because these are the important things at hand, Mayfield. Obviously. Not getting out or dealing with the crazies in town or anything like that. No no, it's DATES

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[electrowhipit]

[ DID SOMEONE SAY FLOWERS 8D

I mean, have a Jolt peering over your shoulder at the flower shop ]

Looking for something in particular?

[freakinblur]

[He was concentrating pretty hard, so you startle him a bit.]

Wha-- oh, hey pally. Yeah man, I got me a date comin' up! Gotta bring flowers, right?

[electrowhipit]

Oh yeah? Good for you.

What are you thinking of bringing?

[freakinblur]

Man, I dunno. I don't know the first thing about flowers!

[Thinking. Thiiiiiiiiiinking. Cue the smoke from his ears.] There's a lot of tulips outside her house.

[armywithcountry]

[Would be claiming that dates were for sissies right now EXCEPT]

They said what? What do you mean no nations? I mean yeah, some - actually, most of them are pretty lame, but I'm fucking awesome!

[freakinblur]

Hey man, I'd totally bring you along but it was what they said! I dunno why man.

[armywithcountry]

Who are they? Obviously they haven't met the awesome me yet! And if they have, I'll kick their ass!

[freakinblur]

Taiwan an'... uh, Seashells 'r somethin'. I don't know her.

[magicbloomers]

Do they have to be a good date?

Apollo might need to go on a date...

[freakinblur]

Well yeah, sure! Who's Apollo.

[magicbloomers]

He works for my Anything Agency back home.

He's loud and has big pointy spikes on his head.

[freakinblur]

Anything Agency? What's that?

[Wow, he is now envisioning something reeeeaaaally interesting, that's for sure.]

Huh. He's not a jackass 'r anythin', right?

All the hot girls are NOT droned

[relaxiamadoctor]

[Fran runs into Scout during his flower buying]

Oh hello~ How is the leg healing up?

:|

[freakinblur]

...Oh, hey Fran. [He jogs in place.] Never better.

:D

[relaxiamadoctor]

Ah very good~ I apologize for putting that protein pack in you, but it seemed to be the only way to keep you from aggravating the wound. I'd like to make a followup appointment to make sure you're completely back to normal~

[freakinblur]

No problem, pally, I had it taken care of. Like I said, I couldn't sit around fer weeks like that! I mean, I appreciate what ya did 'n' all, but like, don't ya think that was takin' it a BIT far?

[muffled_noises]

...You're being dumber than usual.

[freakinblur]

What is everyone's freakin' problem with this!?

[muffled_noises]

You didn't filter it.

[freakinblur]

I-- shit, seriously? Well whatever! It ain't like the girls didn't make it public anyway.