31st Inning

[freakinblur]

[Scout can be seen leaving the post office bleeding profusly from the left side of his head, holding his hand to it to try and slow it down. He looks extremely pissed off and he's marching off towards his house to get on the phone

Comments

[weaponsparked]

... You did what?

[freakinblur]

Traded in only 5 lousy tops an' they took my fuckin' ear for it! A little lopsided of a trade if ya ask me.

[weaponsparked]

I... I had no idea... It... Can we get it back?

[freakinblur]

Damned if I know. Ya think he's just keepin' 'em in a jar back there? It was just, like, gone in a second like someone ripped it offa my head. An' then the Mailman pretty much disappeared.

[Phone]

[mokkoriluv]

Aw, shit, man--didn't you think about the fact that this is Mayfield? They do--man, are you all right?

[Phone]

[freakinblur]

'Course I did! I was hopin' ta buy somethin' cheap just ta see what would happen, so I could tell other people ta not do it. But from what I hear everyone went an' did it anyway. Geez. Yeah I'm alright, I've had worse than that. Stings like a bastard though.

Re: [Phone]

[mokori_love]

Damn. At least it wasn't a whole arm or leg, though--some people haven't been very lucky in this exchange.

[A sigh.]

[Phone]

[freakinblur]

Yeah, so I've been hearin'. I guess I got off easy in comparison. Whatever man, I've been through worse, even in this town. We're just gonna have ta find out way into the post office an' teach that mail man a lesson. Can't hide in there forever, can he?

[legendschild]

They took your ear?

I'm starting to feel horrible that they only took my hair...

[freakinblur]

They took yer hair? That's just... kinda weird. What'd ya get for it?

[legendschild]

Not all of them, but pretty much. And I didn't have that many boxtops, so I asked for my baseball uniform instead.

[freakinblur]

Yeah, I only turned in 5! I woulda given 'em my hair instead, geez. I mean, yeah I wanted my old bat back, it's only kinda the best bat ever, but fer my ear? I dunno, man.