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---I - Start--- Birth name: Lynnsey Ann Nagy Alias: Lynnsey But they call you: J Lo D.O.B./age: 08-08-87 ; 17 gender: Female height/mass: 5'9 location: smelly basement.....smelly dearborn, mi. skin color: olive-y yellow....skin? ethnicity/heritage: cauc./polish/german/slovak/hungarian eye color: brownish-y hair color & style: angled long to short, brown/blonde/red career/occupation: fulltime ASSHOLE sexuality: straight reiligion: catholic political party: my ass. any unique idenity elements: my ass? tatoos/peircings: 3 piercings. which hand does the writing: lefteroo marital status: taken by a joey cigerette smoker: never college major/minor: theater/acting-major...photoogrraphy-minor ---II - Engagement--- hobbies: music, friends, shopping interests: like you know. sports/activities: skating, hockey, pilates champion instruments played: bass, drums other engagements: my Madelyn you speak: english ---III - Preference--- color: mmmm greeeeen and piiiiink !!!!! smell: omnia, joey, armani mania, halloween style: your mom store: ooooh, guess, a&f, ae, hot topic, nordstrom book: the five people you meet in heaven writer/author: your grandma taste: wouldn't you like to know. perfume/cologne scent: liquid-hard candy, vs very sexy for men. country: jamaica culture: club? subject: lunch magazine/newspaper: cosmo/ your mom today. ---IV- Preference II- Music--- Music Genre: erething musician: yanni...lol. band/artist: eh, your mom. well....fall out boy. singer: Justin Timberlake guitarist: John Mayer drummer: JOEY pianist/keyboard/synth: falafel dj/mc: the bro across the street rapper: snoop song: 311 - Love Song lyrics: right now....B-Rad....lol. instrument: bass/drums best album: no. best cover song: nfg - back that ass up favorite song to play: well of course....bro hymn tribute. favorite song to sing: let er' rip - dixie chicks radio station: 89x 931 955 963 101 979 1059 i love it!!!!! music video: christina aguilera - dirrty best concert ever: john mayer :) artists you've met: Sum 41, GC, Simple Plan, LMNT (lol), D12 most rock n roll moment: hahah, crowd surfing gc/simple plan.....blood was drawn and my shirt got ripped. ---V - Preference III - Theatrical--- Genre: horrororororrorrr Actor: eh Actress: keira knightly movie: dont make me choose play: lord of the dance....lol. tv sitcom: even stevens charactor: Louis Stevens cartoon show: the Bindlebeeps cartoon charactor: the bastard tv channel: disney/fx documentary show: uhhhhhh game show: double dare game show host: bob bitchin barker sports programming: general hospital director/writer: penny marshall? lines from a movie: "...it's our time, our time down here." lines from a show: "The sleeper will awaken, and the world will bleed" old b/w movie: whte christmas? stars you've met: oooo chips! and jay jay from good times.....i forget who else. other programs: what up great hotels!!!! ---VI preference IV - Eating--- Style: sit down? resteraunt: applebees licks ass vegtable: i lufffffff vegetables fruit: i luffffff fruit dessert: blondie pizza joint: PIZZA HUT FOR LATOYA. other joint: the one i'm smokin...lol jj soda/drink: c2, dnl ice cream flavor: PUSS in boots candy: snickers junk food: chips cookie type: chocolate chip w/nuts ultimate yummyness: BBQ CORN NUTS ---VII preference V - more--- period in history: i lufff it. mythology: should still be living by it. favorite things to study: weather. lol. favorite craft store: micheals favorite clothing store: mwaahahahahah shopping!!!!!! vacation spot: anywhere but here. enviroment: outside? ideal spot for a home: on the beach ideal home: clean. ---VIII preference VI - Realtionships/Sex--- Are you in a reltionship: yes. Ideal Girlfriend/Boyfriend: so far joey's got it. Ideal Spouse(For marriage): someone like me.....similar outlook on life, goals....eh? Are you married or plan to ever be: no no no...sure, maybe someday. Plan to have children #/names: yes....Riley-girl, Madden-Boy Ideal first date: hmm....amuse me. Ideal way to spend time with her/him: chillen. lol. Ideal make out location: water. Ideal sex location: when, if and ever it happens...in a big ol' bed Odd Sex location: zoo. Sex-style: hairspray. Sex position: in the library on top of books....but you can't be too loud. Oral or Regular is better?: for now oral is just dandy....damn..its been a while....6 months id have to say? Kinky stuff: definately being pushed around...tied up (hehe), loud. Toys: water. Other stuff: poop? lol NO. Shower/bed/etc?: shower..oh my dreams. Trick to preform: pondering..... Trick preformed on you: im not special enough.... Sexy game: do i know you? Sexy clothing: hell yeah. CLothes half on or totaly off: knowing me...half on. Lights on or off: off.. Way to tease: i miss joey :( ---IX- Describing Experience Firsts/age--- first word: something vulgar. first book: uhbuhhh First favorite toy: my turtle. first favorite show: mr.dressup first favorite music: micheal jackson first album ever owned: mary-kate and ashley first favorite movie: wizard of oz first wedding for who: too young to remember first funeral for who: too many to remember first date with who/where: you know....i think it was joey. ?? i dont recall. first pet/name: bird...uh dont know wat kind....Casey first peircing: ears at 1 first fight: lol my sisters first kiss with who: r at 14 first sexual act with who: meh, same. first time having sex: n/a first alchohaulic beverage: lol i dont remember. first smoked cigerette: never first drug experience: never first time in signicant trouble: when i was born. first vacation: alaska? first time arrested: never. first time being drunk: new years first time being high: never. first instrument played: drums. first sport played: skating. other engagments as a kid: funny as hell. and i was a runaway. first favorite video game: sonic on sega. first gay experience if any: 1st grade...lol. ---X - good stuff preferences--- brand of cigerette: NARF. brand of beer: NARF. brand of liqour: oooo i do not know. type of alchohaulic beverage: fuzzy navel type of drug: NARF. drug: singulair...lol. bar: moosehead....rip smoke shop: lol sinbads. head shop: bleh. liqour store: louies. drinking game: whats it called... toasting tradition: chin chn kegs?bottles?cans?funnel?shots?etc..: shotgun! drinking buddy: HATCH PATCH! tokin buddy: ur ma. druggie buddy: KATE! lol. place to drink: detroit? place to smoke: my asshole. bongs?bowls?blunts?joints?etc..: hehe..umm...no ur not cool. anything else?: oh yeah, i puked a little. ---XI - Your Slang, favorite thing to say when?--- Term used meaning-thats cool: alllright. Term used meaning-thats lame: oh my no. Term used meaning-lame person: boob. Term used meaning-gay person: twinkle toes. Term used as a racial slur: chocolate Term used meaning-cool person: tight. Term used meaning-Drunk: ugly. Term used meaning-High: ugly. Term used meaning-Having Sex: bump and grind. Term used meaning-Prostitute: hooker Term used referring to a Female: hoebag Term used as reffering to a male: assjerk Term used meaning-Oral sex on female: munchin.....hahhahaha Term used meaning-oral sex on male: suckin on a fat one. Term used meaning-Breasts: tittes Term used meaning-Penis: wang Term used meaning-Erection: hard on Term used meaning-Ejaculating: splooge Term used meaning-Vagina: coochie Term used meaning-Cigereette: ugly butt. Term used meaning-Cocaine/Heroin/Marijuana: crack fene Term used meaning-Orgasm: went, came, come. Term used meaning-permiscuious male: ...:biting my tounge: Term used meaning-permiscuious female: your ugly. Term used meaning-smoking marijuana: rollin it. Term used meaning-unattractive person: ugly. Term used meaning-showing off: ugly wannabe Term used meaning-what's up: holler. Term used meaning-do you understand/agree: ya ner? Term used meaning-going to the bathroom: i have to pee? Term used meaning-i dont understand: heah>? ---XII- Concepts/Opinons--- racism: so. gay marriages: whatever makes you happy. vegitarians: whatever you feel is best. vegans: w-eeee-ir- do. war: what is it good for? green-peace: pound it. republicans: your mom. democrats: your mom. lesbians: ya hoo. gays: yahoo. bi's: yahoo. the american president: "is not my president" say that or wear it on a shirt if ya wanna be cool. the american government: can eat shit. beggers/homeless: need to stop using the money givin on drugs and booze giving charity: if you have the $ protestors: as long as they're not in my way. activists: so. pre-marital sex: eh, im a bit unsure. abortions: w/e liberals: who?lol conservatives: ahhh. strippers/harlots/prostitutes: work it . dominatrix: ouch. skin-heads: ugly. terrorists: die. anarchists: too bad ur not cool. bye bye. satan worshipers: whoa there. calm down. the occult: die. christians: well. hindus: funny. buddhists: wang chung. jewish: go jacob. technology: woo hoo cell-phones: die. computers: die. bombs: die. gun-control: die. death penalty: die crime & punishment: die. cloning: woo hoo cosmetic surgery: hand it over. love: is what makes the world go round. drugs: die. child-abuse: hey. animal-abuse: oh my no. illigitament births: me. mental institutions: your mom. cheating: WRONG. gambling: die. smoking in public areas: DIE. pornography: right on. sex scandals in the church: oh please no. violence: die. violence in schools: die. security of USA: die. violence in movies/video games: woohoo vulgarity: okay...live. the youth of today: die. te future of the nation: die. your future: die. the halocaust: done. ghosts and other supernaturals: yay UFOS/aliens: whoaaa witch craft: yaaaay multiple gods: multiple who? jealosy: die. pride: die. gluttony: die. lust: hott. wrath: die. greed: $$$$ sloth: ..loves chunk. desire: nice. ---XIII - Describe & Rate your--- Art skill: writing skill: musical skill: 7 strength: mwahahhaa 7 charisma: die. intelligence level: -2 creativity: 5 talent: 6 speed: 10...? self-esteem: 5 personality: yurmom. athletic skill: 8 lazyness: 11 hard-work/effort: 8 sense of time/direction: 10 teaching skill: 9 wisdom: teeth. knowledge: tree. who are your heros: mikey. who do you look up to: some. do people look up to you: lol this little girl from skating. have you made anything: a joke. ---XIV - The closing.. Your Life in a Soundtrack--- Growing up song: jimmie eat worl - the middle learning lessons song: lost prohets influental song: this one. first kiss song: awww.....nfg. best friends song: def. gc..and the spice girls. love song: 311 making love song: ooo slow motion or freak a leek. having wild sex song: i wanna f*k you like an animal.... adventure song: blink 182 feeling this. heartbreak song: cry me a river sadness song: blink- adams song. destruction song: atreyu. dance song: back that ass up. party song: guns n roses-paradise city (and if you've seen can't hardly wait you'll agree with me) - - - -oh 4 sure allison. crazyness song: let's get retarded! falling asleep: enya waking up: nsync 'F*ck you' song: ooo kid rock....lol. Funny song: anything tenacious d Odd song: scat man. Classical song: gloria estefan Driving: limp bizkit - rollin