Hey Marrina guess what?? YOU OWE ME A NEW FUCKING CELL PHONE!!!

DA DOY DOUGHT DA DASKET DALL!!

I think im gonna like this early morning shift with Dan....i like the whole commin home early deal...and not having to deal with members shit every damn day....now i just gots to get used to the whole sleep thing and the whole waking up early part of it...i think i can do it!

If you're a guy read how girls flirt, if your a girl read how guys flirt then make a wish ( Read more... )

Your Japanese Name Is...


( Read more... )

JIMCRUTCHFIELD

J

is for

Jolly

I

is for

Impressive

M

is for

Mushy

C

is for

Conservative

R

is for

Radiant

U

is for

Useful

T

is for

Twisted

C

is for

Crazy

H

is for

Helpful

F

is for

Flirty

I

is for

( Read more... )

A certain shade of green ( Read more... )

To pick up Kay: Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

Get your own Magic Pick Up Line

James Edward Crutchfield's Aliases

Your movie star name: Crackers Otis

Your fashion designer name is James Berlin

Your socialite name is Jimothy New Haven

Your fly girl / guy name is J Cru

Your detective name is Ferret Foran

Your barfly name is Fizzle Beck

Your soap opera name is Edward Freemont

Your rock star name is Twix My Right Hand
( Read more... )