ONCE UPON A TIME.....in a far away land, lived an Indian named Yakonwhinny. She ran across the land with her bow and arrow and spear. She killed an opossum with her ax. She picked it up and ate it for dinner. Now she sits with a smile on her face covered in blood. But the other indians wont let her in their TP's until she washes up with a bar ( Read more... )

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What are 3 things you remember most about me in High School?

haha...I got pulled over by the cops tonight for being "mysterious and suspicious"!!!! IT WAS AWESOME..... I was driving up and down the post road for like an hour listening to some Coldplay. I drive by 2 cops sittin at a gas station.."oh this is gonna be fun..I know they are gonna follow me by atleast the 3rd time I drive by them." Just as I ( Read more... )

Happy 19th Birthday Kayla!!! Love ya baby

...anyone want my car....i want a new one

Hey baby, I love you! Even though you stick it in Dane's ass all the time and it makes me sad.