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Washington, DC (AB)-- After a surprise ruling by the Senate today, Florida has been officially named the most important State of the Union. Senators Bill Nelson and Bob Graham rejoiced as Florida, with 48 votes, beat Texas, Rhode Island, California, and New York, which had 21, 20, 5, and 4 votes respectively. "What can I say? Our state just isn't ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentleman, Joe Bianco ( Read more... )

Its midnight, june 26
my parents hate me
all my friends will probably hate me soon
i have no car
my job is getting repetetive
i have no girlfriend
i have little, if any, future

and for some reason, at this moment, i am happier than i have been in many months

In the midnight sky
The evening gone and day far
Shines a lonely star

got a healthy break off work yesterday. looks like the extra hours are trickling to an end, so i have no idea how ill pay for my apt IF uf still even lets me in. sigh. looking back at my entries ive noticed im really horrible at expressing my feelings. for the 4th or 5th time someone told me yesterday "Hey matt, you should get a girlfriend." ( Read more... )

I took this from Alex, who "stole this survey from Julie, who stole it from Gina, who stole it from Sara who probably stole it from me because I know I've already taken it before ( Read more... )

Today i received this email from a friend of mine. I think it perfectly points out the problems with organized religion. Anything short of a perfect (and by perfect, i mean obeying the bible word for word, or the Koran, or the Torah) society is offensive. All of these people take for granted all their freedoms in the US.

---to be finished

Recently i've had this feeling inside me that i just cant describe. Its like i feel empty, but i dont know why. Im missing something, but i dont know what it is ( Read more... )