Being Me

[freakycheeseman]

It is so much fun being me. Seriously, everyone should try it

Comments

[literaghost]

Oh my god! You mean you actually didn't mention the whole "you get blowjobs in trees" thing?!

[freakycheeseman]

Well, civilians read this thing.

[literaghost]

So? I'm proud of myself! Shout it from the highest mountaintop!

...Or tree, as it were.

[theloneboy]

blink... blink... blink... i can't quite think of how to phrase my feelings towards these new developments but to say that he doesn't need help bragging. also since you basicly infallible why do you end world hunger or something to that effect.