Blondie
>January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
>
>February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
>print labels.....Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
>
>March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
>said "2-4 years!"
>
>April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out!!!
>
>May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
>water won't fit into those little packets!!!
>
>June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
>
>July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other
>swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
>
>August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped
>because soft-top was open.
>
>September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
>
>October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
>
>November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour
>per pound and I weigh 108!!!
>
>December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the
>stupid phone!!!
>
>What a year!!