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[freakywilliams]

Dear Birds,

If you could just go one day without shitting all over my car, i would very much appreciate it.
yours truly,
Ben

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[uponimpact]

Dear Ben,
If your car didn't look like a shitpile, we wouldn't shit on it!
Tweet Tweet,
The Birdies

[freakywilliams]

*runs out back to get the shotgun*