Mormons?

[freaxmann]

Okay. So I'm sitting here watching Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I'm at my apartment, which is really a rarity for me. I get a knock at the door and assume that it's my roommate's boyfriend. I open the door and there are two young men with ties and jackets, and backpacks, and nametags that say they're "Elder So-And-So" and they introduce

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[netdemon]

And Jacob the Skinny did sayeth to the Mann, who was like unto Samson in stature:

"Answer thine door in thy birthday suit, cat-of-nine in hand, and speak 'O good guests, how nice it is that you are here! Come, help me look for Jesus the Christ. Last I saw he was beneath mine bed! Come, come!' And 'lo, there shall be no more Latter Day Saints."

[mini_mina]

Amen

[actingblood15]

" think we should start decorating the apartment with sex toys and keep a bowl of condoms on the living room coffee table...just in case they come back."

Ever have those moments where you think you're about lose blatter control when you're laughing SO hard? Thanks buddy. I needed that. I support those ideas though...

[netdemon]

Especially where they find the compass in front of their tent, and the creation of the Aztecs, and the Force Lightning Nephi uses on his friends!

Seriously, it's a hoot.

[betsyelizabeth]

I've talked with the missionaries too. If you really don't want to talk with them anymore all youhave to do is tell them your not interested. My two best friends are both mormon so I am always getting the Elders talking to me and what not. lol goodluck!