such is life

[frecklefaerie]

drafts of lj entries dancing like sugar plums in my head

Instead, here are my ideas on a playboy shoot for the Most Honorable Lady Gaga. I bet she subverts it into the unsexiest playboy spread ever:

• Wearing a bikini made of senior citizen pubic hair, posed like an Eqyptian standing on a runway. Her sunglasses/headdress are reminiscent of leathery

Comments

[dj_ango]

Also, Lady Gaga should be wearing a hat that looks like a butt: an ass-hat, if you will.

Ah, facebook. My mom emails me to post something. Gah.

[frecklefaerie]

hahaha, moms and facebook, an unholy alliance. :)

[prakriti]

thank you for reminding me that I don't read nearly enough celebrity gossip. That's my morning trashed :-)

[frecklefaerie]

I fell off the ontd and egotastic train when I got a new job that didn't have a private office to hide my interest in that stuff. :)