So, at tea last week we tried that thing where you pop popcorn with cellphones. Despite all evidence that it wouldn't work, in the interest of Science! we went ahead.

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Oh, tell me it is a bad idea to make myself a dress for a white party I'm going to on Saturday. I went to 5 stores yesterday and didn't like any of the white stuff. Part of me really wants to do the Marilyn Monroe thing and I think that this pattern may cut it. I'm no seamstress.

Oh internet, please hope me.

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I stuffed my jacket into my own mouth and screamed as loud as I could.

Still I got the eep to redline going 50 up route 1 in downtown CP. Redline happened going from 0 to 50 on a corner for those who care. I ain't tryin that shit fer real because I'm afraid my car would explode.

Fuck this shit. Fuck it all. Happiness is fiction.

We are about 12 hours home from a tour of Massachusetts. That state was just stunning this time of year. I think this is the first time I have been sad to come back to Maryland after time away.

( Weather is here, wish you were beautiful )

I was supposed to go to jury duty yesterday. Unfortunately, most of Upper Marlboro was underwater when I got down there. The jury form said to park at the Equestrian Center and get bussed over to the court house, and there was no way to get to the Equestrian Center due to the 2 feet of water covering the lot. No answer at the jury duty line, and ( Read more... )

"Mom, I like saying 'You're welcome' better than I like saying, 'Thank you.'"

Maggie is such an awesome kid.

So I wrote this prose-y entry last night about how my work situation has changed and the steps I took to make it happen. When I re-read it, my first thought was, "Christ I'm an asshole," so I took it down. Meh. I may open it back up again if enough of you want to read it and promise not to hate me ( Read more... )

WARNING: Some of the photos are a bit gory, and one shows explicit lion sex.

Wake up, go to work, gonna be productive
Wake up, go to work, get stuff done today
Oh Lordy, gonna be productive
Oh Lordy, get stuff done today