HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEANY-BABY-BROWN!went to Graces (seans gramma figure) to celebrate his day of birth last night. today we'll probly end up at my house watching dumb and dumber, oh and sean wants road dome from evan for his birthday. we will have cake and sing Frere Jaque....because that is a much kooler song than happy birthday ( Read more... )

UCK-FAY OU-YAY

well yesterday we were SUPPOSED to go and see Neuschwanstein...its a beautiful fairytale castle on top of a mountain thats only 4 hours away from where i am. mmmmmmmm but the FOOLS that i am housing with decided that it was "too long of a drive." FOCK YOU!!! we drove fucking 8 hours to go to a goddamn NUDEY BEACH!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so bitter. and ( Read more... )

went to a schloß(schloss) today. Dr. evil how was space? space was kool.
schloß = castle
um i miss the kids. i just want to spiel mit der kinder.
adults dont listen. adults dont have fun. grown-ups, they complain too much. glad ill never be one!

this is the end. it is 9:48pm. goodnight wee lads and lassies.

friends...foes ( Read more... )

the castle of DOOM has arriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiived!!!!!!!!!!!/

hey kids. yesteryear i went to the beach with ev nick justy steve and my favorite inmate bryan. we had a fun time. a lady came up to me and asked if i had ever done any modeling or filming before because i was "absolutely gorgeous." and then went off on this American Idol bullshit, i wasnt really paying attention.HAHAHAHA
so i gave her a hearty laff ( Read more... )

sumtimes my popularity overwhelms me ( Read more... )

hey kids. today at 3:00pm (eastern standard time) you will be attending Justy-baby's birthday bash. hahhhhh. yes you will. bring bathing trousers and the occassional "birthday donation," if u will. mmm hmm.

sincerely yours,
jessica gwendalynn horn of plenty

DOODER

My milk is poop-brown,
Be-cause it is choc-o-late.
I en-joy flap-jacks.

ahhh....nothing like a good ol' Haiku poem to start off your day.
Go ahead....count the syllables, its a real john denver.
if you are my friend. u will write a haiku po-em. its only just.
...thats what i want.

and that is all. good day.
i said GOOD DAY.