[Jeff...! Jeff oh God she missed you BUT SHE KNOWS SHE SHOULDN'T. She got all kinds of secretly butt hurt and depressed last time you left so she is every amount of awkward and conflicted about your return. Have a video for extra awkward. Yes, she is still at the firehouse and FOR ONCE she is not in her skivvies.]
I've heard about some of the stuff. [Looking away from the screen now.] Like how the school was attacked by a chicken thing and you guys just ditched everyone who needed help. So if you're going to get all mad at me like Falcon did... There's that.
YOU SHUT UP I HAVVE ALL THE ACCESS I WWANTED BACK IN ALTERNIA I CAN HAVVE IT HERE TOO SCREWW THAT THEYRE NOT AS GREAT AS ERIDAN AMPORA THAT THAT IS NOT AN IMPORTANT FUCKIN QUESTION
okay so wwhere in the FLIPPIN fuck are the recuperacoons
m@n broseph i go++@ s@y i like +he se+up here sorry for ge++in @ll +he y@hoos on +he in+erwebs +ho fuckers jus+ wouldn+ le@ve me @lone @f+er i figured +h@+ shi+ ou+ @+ le@s+ +he less c@p@ble bros @nyw@y like i w@s s@ying +his is @ pre++y fuckin swee+ se+up @nd +his > de@+h by me+eor proof: +rivi@l
bu+ i go+ ques+ion x2
where +he fuck is +he ne@res+ video ren+@l s+ore @nd/or how do i sign up for some mo+herfuckin s+re@ming vidy@s c@use i w@nn@ ge+ my cinem@ on y@ dig
Wait, so they all have access now? I... Well, I guess it was inevitable... You guys caught onto it pretty fast, so that's impressive. And I'm glad you're settling in alright.
Uh... I don't know much about rental places in the area you guys are but I think MewTube and Buttorrent should have a ton of movies to stream or download. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW HA HA HA.
ye@h m@n shi+ like +h@+ @in+ h@rd if i w@sn+ gonn@ do i+ +hen +h@+ mus+@rdblood broseph w@s gonn@ union +he groups himself @nyw@y so i guess ill ge+ +o +he exp@nsion of +he se+ of movies i own do some @ddi+ion over here you like horror flicks broseph? c@use im gonn@ see if i c@n ge+ @ decen+ collec+ion goin we c@n h@ve @ mo+herfuckin movie nigh+
I haven't seen a lot of horror movies... I used to be so scared of them. But if you've got some kind of movie night in mind I could probably come down at the end of the month after my graduation? Check in with you you guys are adjusting at the same time and all of that.
Excuse Me But It Seems As Though The Outlets That You Utilize For Your Primitive Form Of Electricity Are Incompatible With The Number Of Prongs I Require For The Utilization Of My Sewing Machine Additionally I Fail To Understand Why Your Species Only Uses Two Pronged Input Apparatuses Instead Of The Usual Six
Im Afraid That When The Subject Of Most Technology Is Broached I Find Myself Sorely Lacking In Any Sort Of Understanding Or Rather It Is The Subject Of Hardware That Bewilders Me In The Case Of Your Adapters Though I Suppose Searching For One Couldnt Hurt Although I Imagine It Would Be Some Sort Of Intriguing Pursuit For Wild Featherbeasts If The Situation Worsens I Could Attempt To Manually Attach The Pronged Electrical Receptor To The Wires That Supply The Sockets With Electrical Energy
uh no chic@ don+ do +h@+ i+s uh ye@h b@d ide@ don+ do +h@+ @c+u@lly uh i me@n mos+ly im @ m@+hs guy bu+ m@ybe i should @ll be up @nd +@king @ look @+ +h@+ shi+ in person righ+
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Jeff... is that really you?
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Of course it's really me! From the right timeline and everything as far as I know, but at least the calendar's where it should be. Is it really you?
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You missed a lot. ...Not graduation, yet.
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I'M ALREADY DATING SOMEONE
How did you find me!? I mean, I'll answer anything I can, sure, just... I wasn't expecting this.
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SCREWW THAT THEYRE NOT AS GREAT AS ERIDAN AMPORA
THAT
THAT IS NOT AN IMPORTANT FUCKIN QUESTION
okay so
wwhere in the FLIPPIN fuck are the recuperacoons
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[PLEASE HOLD, LOOKING THROUGH TROLL DICTIONARY...]
Oh, we sleep on mattresses here, usually...
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[because if you haven't she gonna beat you.]
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sorry for ge++in @ll +he y@hoos on +he in+erwebs +ho fuckers jus+ wouldn+ le@ve me @lone @f+er i figured +h@+ shi+ ou+
@+ le@s+ +he less c@p@ble bros
@nyw@y like i w@s s@ying +his is @ pre++y fuckin swee+ se+up
@nd +his > de@+h by me+eor
proof: +rivi@l
bu+ i go+ ques+ion x2
where +he fuck is +he ne@res+ video ren+@l s+ore
@nd/or how do i sign up for some mo+herfuckin s+re@ming vidy@s
c@use i w@nn@ ge+ my cinem@ on y@ dig
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Uh... I don't know much about rental places in the area you guys are but I think MewTube and Buttorrent should have a ton of movies to stream or download. NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW HA HA HA.
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if i w@sn+ gonn@ do i+ +hen +h@+ mus+@rdblood broseph w@s gonn@ union +he groups himself
@nyw@y
so i guess ill ge+ +o +he exp@nsion of +he se+ of movies i own
do some @ddi+ion over here
you like horror flicks broseph?
c@use im gonn@ see if i c@n ge+ @ decen+ collec+ion goin
we c@n h@ve @ mo+herfuckin movie nigh+
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Additionally I Fail To Understand Why Your Species Only Uses Two Pronged Input Apparatuses Instead Of The Usual Six
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some h@ve 3 prongs
or @+ le@s+ 2 prongs + 1 grounding +hing
@nyw@y don+ +hese s+upid 0s h@ve @d@p+ers or some+hing
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Or Rather It Is The Subject Of Hardware That Bewilders Me In The Case Of Your Adapters
Though I Suppose Searching For One Couldnt Hurt Although I Imagine It Would Be Some Sort Of Intriguing Pursuit For Wild Featherbeasts
If The Situation Worsens I Could Attempt To Manually Attach The Pronged Electrical Receptor To The Wires That Supply The Sockets With Electrical Energy
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no chic@ don+ do +h@+
i+s uh
ye@h b@d ide@ don+ do +h@+
@c+u@lly uh
i me@n mos+ly im @ m@+hs guy bu+ m@ybe i should @ll be up @nd +@king @ look @+ +h@+ shi+ in person righ+
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